are my spidey senses not working?

[brainhulk]

Did I get tarped?

 

[IronWing]

That's a boy, Luke Skywalker to be precise.

 

[leftyman]

S-he wants to know if you spit or swallow.

 

[_Rick_]

It's a pretty boy though.
The fake-looking cheek bones are a bit much but the boobjob is well done.

 

[skimple]

 

[Jeeebus]

If he blows you and you never put your hand down his pants to confirm.... does it really matter?

 

[leftyman]

If he blows you and you never put your hand down his pants to confirm.... does it really matter?

what if his whiskers chafe your thighs?

 

[mmntech]

That's a very convincing tranny. Though according to comedian and connoisseur of fine transvestites Jim Norton, it's like a leathery change purse down there. Anyone want to take a stab at it?

 

[dank69]

Spend thousands on surgery. Choose manly eybrow shape.

 

[Jeeebus]

what if his whiskers chafe your thighs?

err obviously I ask him to shave before he goes down there. And try not to leave the toilet seat up... my wife is on my case about that.

 

[Broheim]

the important question is, with tits like that why do you care?

 

[leftyman]

the important question is, with tits like that why do you care?

you'll find out when he asks you to roll over.

 

[T9D]

So what happened? Did you jack off for him on camera and agree to meet in person?