Are my friends morons or am I?

[Numenorean]

Yes, you're a fucking moron.

 

[masterxfob]

enchroaching on the fairly lame territory.

fairly lame? i thought it was just flat out lame :whiste:

 

[SKORPI0]

OP failed to mention that friend was. :whiste:

1. Female
2. pregnant
3. planning an abortion.

Need link to friends FB page or better yet pics.

 

[AlienCraft]

:thumbsup:

Grammar fail ruins it.

:thumbsup:

 

[coldmeat]

Yes, you're a fucking moron.

Need link to friends FB page or better yet pics.

These

 

[zinfamous]

If Plan A was to lose the baby weight, you should have went with Plan B.

This one's solid. But in this case it's really obvious that you're telling your friend she should have had an abortion on facebook. Awkward...

:thumbsup: and ..yeah, awkward. I'd still like a video reaction + facebook blowup.gif to accompany this joke.

it would be internet epic.

 

[plumbob]

i don't get this.

 

[Gibson486]

How have you people never heard of Plan B. I thought everyone has had at least one scare.

Oh wait...ATOT.

OP failed to mention that friend was. :whiste:

1. Female
2. pregnant
3. planning an abortion.

Need link to friends FB page or better yet pics.

2 and 3 do not matter. Plan B is contraceptive.

 

[PlasmaBomb]

:thumbsup:

And then the reply below it: "B as in blowjob".

It is better to give than to receive,
better to swallow than conceive...

 

[Gibson486]

It is better to give than to receive,
better to swallow than conceive...

:thumbsup:

 

[PlasmaBomb]

How have you people never heard of Plan B. I thought everyone has had at least one scare.

Hell we don't even have Plan B in the UK and I knew what it was...

Oh wait...ATOT.

I guess so...

 

[DukeN]

Lame, like danger-to-the-manifold lame.

 

[PlasmaBomb]

2 and 3 do not matter. Plan B is contraceptive.

Plan B is rapper.

http://www.time4planb.co.uk/

 

[Absolution75]

Your friends are idiots or just need to get laid. As for the joke, mmm solid 6/10.

Also goes for people who don't get it, you also need to get laid


As for. . .

http://www.planbonestep.com/

Totally read it as plan-bone-step for a second.


Off topic: if anyone didn't know, its available OTC for the last few years =p

 

[yh125d]

I said that if you can't make the joke make sense in the English language, then don't make it. If your joke can easily be mistaken for a typo, you have failed at writing that joke.

Other people seem to be getting it fine. Maybe the problem is you?

 

[yh125d]

Totally read it as plan-bone-step for a second.

Yeah me too.

 

[MJinZ]

Hmm

Time for Plan B

 

[zinfamous]

Other people seem to be getting it fine. Maybe the problem is you?

he's saying that he understands it just fine. the problem is that the original delivery was piss-poor.

It's a perfectly good tasteless joke for sure, and others have provided better delivery.

As humor, this joke depends on wordplay. As constructed in the OP, there is a total breakdown of wordplay. Hence, the listener experiences mostly confusion for a bit, then a mild guffaw....if you're lucky.

 

[MJinZ]

he's saying that he understands it just fine. the problem is that the original delivery was piss-poor.

It's a perfectly good tasteless joke for sure, and others have provided better delivery.

As humor, this joke depends on wordplay. As constructed in the OP, there is a total breakdown of wordplay. Hence, the listener experiences mostly confusion for a bit, then a mild guffaw....if you're lucky.

I didn't experience either because I was only aware of Plan (A)nal, which is an excellent form of contraception.

 

[skace]

How about "Your Plan A sucks, how about you choose the next one in line"

 

[BoomerD]

If you gotta ask...then most likely, both you and your friends are morons...

Doc Pizza nailed the "joke." Even that's not all that funny, but the delivery is far better.

 

[MJinZ]

If you gotta ask...then most likely, both you and your friends are morons...

Doc Pizza nailed the "joke." Even that's not all that funny, but the delivery is far better.

mmmm pizza

 

[Gibson486]

I didn't experience either because I was only aware of Plan (A)nal, which is an excellent form of contraception.

 

[PingSpike]

That would just dumb down the joke for no reason. Thats not how it should have been

If by dumb down you mean, make it grammatically correct, then yes.

Also, this is not a good joke choice for some one that just had baby.

 

[InflatableBuddha]

It is better to give than to receive,
better to swallow than conceive...

:thumbsup: x2