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Are Gas Station Attendants Terrorists?

munruss

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Does anyone think that Gas Station Attendants could be possible terrorists, especially down in Ft. Lauderdale?

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All arabs are terrorists! DUH!
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Originally posted by: munruss
Does anyone think that Gas Station Attendants could be possible terrorists, especially down in Ft. Lauderdale?


This has got to be the "stupid post of the month" winner.
 
Originally posted by: John
Originally posted by: munruss Does anyone think that Gas Station Attendants could be possible terrorists, especially down in Ft. Lauderdale?
This has got to be the "stupid post of the month" winner.
Might be nominated for "stupidest post of the year" too.
 
That's right. Don't buy any gas just in case.

I think you should just sit in the cellar in your basement until all of this blows over. Remember, EVERYONE IS A SUSPECT

*squint*
 
Originally posted by: chiwawa626
Open ur eyes buddy...if u wanna think that way anyone can be a terrorist, watchout for the mexicans and white people too...

Can a Mexican really be a terrorist? I don't know about that...
 
I don't know about gas station attendants being terrorists but humans are all aliens to this planet.
You see long ago the cows ruled the earth. They were everywhere. It got so bad that there was hardly room to move. The most common word from a cow back then was moove! Then an ice age came along and killed a lot of cows. Those that survived were dumb cows that survived purely by luck of location. Then one day a spaceship from a distant planet crashed onto earth, out came all the phone cleaners, janitors, and whatnot of an alien planet. Being that there were no engineers or anyone who knew anything of technology these people lapsed into barbarianism not even knowing how to make a fire. However the survived and they breeded. While cows began to grow in population again, these humans were growing in population faster and faster. Humans eventually learned things like fire, hunting, and whatnot and as their population grew so did their technology. The cows however while their population grew, their technology didn't. Cows had went from a high technology race to simple techless bovines. However some cows did remember the legends of the greatness of cows and began to plan to take over the earth. Unfortunately for them at this time a fast food chain called McDonalds was becoming huge and before any of these cows could organize themselves they were big macs and cheeseburgers. With that, humans despite being aliens, became the true rulers of this planet.
 
Originally posted by: Freejack2
I don't know about gas station attendants being terrorists but humans are all aliens to this planet.
You see long ago the cows ruled the earth. They were everywhere. It got so bad that there was hardly room to move. The most common word from a cow back then was moove! Then an ice age came along and killed a lot of cows. Those that survived were dumb cows that survived purely by luck of location. Then one day a spaceship from a distant planet crashed onto earth, out came all the phone cleaners, janitors, and whatnot of an alien planet. Being that there were no engineers or anyone who knew anything of technology these people lapsed into barbarianism not even knowing how to make a fire. However the survived and they breeded. While cows began to grow in population again, these humans were growing in population faster and faster. Humans eventually learned things like fire, hunting, and whatnot and as their population grew so did their technology. The cows however while their population grew, their technology didn't. Cows had went from a high technology race to simple techless bovines. However some cows did remember the legends of the greatness of cows and began to plan to take over the earth. Unfortunately for them at this time a fast food chain called McDonalds was becoming huge and before any of these cows could organize themselves they were big macs and cheeseburgers. With that, humans despite being aliens, became the true rulers of this planet.

So what are you saying, cows are terrorists?!
 
Originally posted by: munruss
Originally posted by: chiwawa626
Open ur eyes buddy...if u wanna think that way anyone can be a terrorist, watchout for the mexicans and white people too...

Can a Mexican really be a terrorist? I don't know about that...

Uhh.. Drugs are bad, folks. 😛
 
Originally posted by: John
Originally posted by: munruss
Does anyone think that Gas Station Attendants could be possible terrorists, especially down in Ft. Lauderdale?



This has got to be the "stupid post of the month" winner.


What he said !!! where do people come up with these ideas anyway ?

 
You need to pull up and start shreiking, "Ahhh ahhah ahhah ahah hahha hahahah ha hahah a" You know how they show the women doing on tv. And if the flash you the hand signal, it will look like an "A" for Afganistan, you know they are terrorists and you pop a cap in thier @sses. Just kidding. There is the same chance as anyone else in the world.
 
Originally posted by: munruss
Does anyone think that Gas Station Attendants could be possible terrorists, especially down in Ft. Lauderdale?

Yes. Now turn off your computer, stay in your basement, and don't reproduce. Ever.
 
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