are European men starting to pee sitting down?

[Matthiasa]

This was about damages that he did to a marble floor. The court decided that as long as the damage was from uric acid the tenant couldn't have the repair cost taken from his deposit.

 

[Sonikku]

I'm not European and I do this.

 

[KMFJD]

I just walk to the porch and piss in the bushes

 

[StinkyPinky]

I guess.. I don't sit to pee because most of the time the water is too cold.

Nothin' but net.

 

[Ruptga]

I'm a man, but I can change

if I have to

I guess.

Until then, I will pee standing.

 

[postmortemIA]

not about me but....









Chuck Norris doesn't pee.

 

[MongGrel]

What's the big deal, I just do it because I stand up 8 hours a day usually at least, for decades now, and I like to sit and get off my feet at work a bit.

My wife doesn't care one way or another.

Is just what I do, if I'm really busy at work I'll use a urinal.

 

[skyking]

I prefer not cleaning up a bunch of piss. The shop bathroom WILL have a urinal

 

[manimal]

I prefer not cleaning up a bunch of piss. The shop bathroom WILL have a urinal

my son thought the shower was a urinal for a little when he was 3. He would turn right instead of left in the middle of the night to pee.


Good times

 

[Zodiark1593]

Agreed about the cleanup part.

The worst thing I had to clean when we bought our house was the bathroom used by the kids. The boy was about 10 years old and the quantity of crusted piss around the toilet seat bolts was incredible.

I sit at night so I don't have to worry about aiming while half asleep.

Good idea to keep some bleach wipes around for cleaning said incidents.

 

[GrumpyMan]

I'm a man, I pee standing up, unless pooping too. No stinky woman is going to change that. That's why I buy her stuff to clean the bathroom...after she makes me a sandwich and gets me a beer first of course.

 

[Blackjack200]

I'm a man, I pee standing up, unless pooping too. No stinky woman is going to change that. That's why I buy her stuff to clean the bathroom...after she makes me a sandwich and gets me a beer first of course.

You walk all the way to the bathroom to pee? I make my woman hold a chamber pot under my junk while I pee, which she then empties onto the street or the heads of my sworn enemies. Whichever is closer.

 

[skyking]

You walk all the way to the bathroom to pee? I make my woman hold a chamber pot under my junk while I pee, which she then empties onto the street or the heads of my sworn enemies. Whichever is closer.

It's good to be the King

 

[rares_andrei_96]

What's wrong with peeing sitting down?

 

[Newbian]

What's wrong with peeing sitting down?

The same thing with making your first post by posting something all mankind will hate you for.

 

[rares_andrei_96]

The same thing with making your first post by posting something all mankind will hate you for.

I don't care

 

[biostud]

No, but many public toilets have added a "fly" so men will be nudged into aiming correctly into the bowl.

After the flies were added, “spillage” on the men’s-room floor fell by 80 percent. “Men evidently like to aim at targets,” said Richard Thaler of the University of Chicago, an irreverent pioneer in the increasingly influential field of behavioral economics.

http://www.nytimes.com/2009/02/08/business/08nudge.html?_r=0

 

[Black Octagon]

In all seriousness, I think this is a German thing. I stayed 3 months in Germany when a friend was living there. He said that peeing while standing up was considered rude, unless done in your own home or at a public urinal. Certainly, when visiting friends' houses the advice was to sit down to pee. As for sharehouses, I believe it depended on how drunk we were

 

[SP33Demon]

No wonder Euro's are more feminine, soon they'll start wearing women's lingerie as the new "fashion" trend.

 

[Captante]

Only pee while sitting if I'm taking a dump too.

 

[Black Octagon]

No wonder Euro's are more feminine, soon they'll start wearing women's lingerie as the new "fashion" trend.

Sees a single article about Germany.

Extrapolates to an entire continent of 30+ countries...

...and sucks at grammar.

 

[dave_the_nerd]

If I'm at home, I sit. I can fiddle with my phone, and if it turns out I needed to poop, well, already all set.

When I'm out, I stand at the urinals like everybody else.

 

[dave_the_nerd]

No wonder Euro's are more feminine, soon they'll start wearing women's lingerie as the new "fashion" trend.

You saw that episode of Nip/Tuck too, eh?

 

[JulesMaximus]

Only temporary, once the Muslims take over, men can be men again. The women will be put in their place, and men can pee on the women, as god intended.

FTFY

 

[JulesMaximus]

If I'm at home, I sit. I can fiddle with my phone, and if it turns out I needed to poop, well, already all set.

When I'm out, I stand at the urinals like everybody else.

I do this too. Less mess to clean when it comes time to cleaning the bathroom.

Piss splatters, it breaks down the varnish on cabinets over time, can break down marble tile and corrode metal fixtures. Depositing it in the toilet directly with no splatter is always preferred IMO. Besides, at night if you get up to pee once, you don't need to turn on any lights if you do it sitting down.