Originally posted by: Nothinman
That's what I thought. The app guys are clueless on their own application and how it and the entire Internet works. Go figure.
Of course not, they just know that they call look at Response.Cookies("cookiename").Value to get/set a cookie and hope that IIS does the right thing. And it's not like that's a new thing, I was amazed at how little understanding the developers at my last job had of the OS on which their apps run. Hell at one point some of them were picking random numbers (turns out they were dates of things like birthdays) for the ports that their app used because they didn't understand how port numbers fit into the whole TCP/IP thing.
I had to ask the guy for the cert and key so I could get it on the load balancer. He asked "you have to run IIS for the cert to work".
WTF! OK moron, I just asked for the cert and key.
"but, the web server must use IIS"
Look idiot, you wanted load balancing/content switching, on YOUR application. Trust me, gimme the cert file and the key and we'll be fine. I'll even let you tell me what cipher to use.
"I don't think that is possible."
GAAAH!!! You want me to balance/sticky based on a cookie. I need to understand that cookie. gimme the files moron, this is how the intarweb and content switching works.