Are chopsticks the dumbest thing ever?

oogabooga

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Jan 14, 2003
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this reminds me of a conversation i had a guy i know

Me : "name any one utensil that is better than chopsticks"
guy i know : "fork and knife"
Me : "good job on naming just one utensil"
guy i know : "well chopsticks you get two sticks, so it counts as two"
Me : "but a fork has three prongs"
guy i know : "yea well that's totally different"
and the reason why we were arguing this is because he was trying to impress some ugly asian girl with his ability to use chopsticks, when he clearly lacked the ability to use chopsticks.
 

chuckywang

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Jan 12, 2004
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Geez! Dumbest thing ever??? Many people here on ATOT are Asian, and you just offended ALL of them. The point is that it is an all purpose utensil that can be used to eat anything!
 

Feldenak

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Originally posted by: FrustratedUser
Why would that be offensive?

You offended their delicate sensibilities....you know that whole "It's Asian, therefore it is superior" thing. :)