are brown cars illegal?

[ElFenix]

if crappy industrial diamonds can be marketed by calling them 'chocolate,' so can brown cars.

 

[SOFTengCOMPelec]

I assure you this car WAS brown, when I photographed it 12 years ago, for this thread, but forgot to post it.

I photographed it again today (for this thread), and as you can see it is still a nice two tone brown/birds-stuff/White colour.

N.B. I might be joking about me taking the pictures.🙄

Also (remaining on-topic), this car IS illegal to drive on the roads, because it is too rusty Brown.

 

[Howard]

that lambo looks awesome in that color.

Nope

 

[Brian Stirling]

While not strictly a car the UPS vans are all brown.


Brian

 

[mmntech]

Kia has cars that come in brown. They call it "chestnut". We had a few Rios in that colour at the lot. I called them the Turd on Wheels. I feel sorry for the little Kias because that was the nickname I also gave to all the Cobalts, which they replaced. I've seen a few SUVs in a sort of metallic brown but I can't remember the make.

When the new Fiesta first came out here, Ford had two ugly colours: Lime Squeeze and Candy Apple Red. Lime Squeeze was this neon green colour, while Candy Apple Red was actually closer to purple. Everybody hated them, so we used to give them out to whoever happened to get the cheapest rate as punishment.

 

[Red Squirrel]

I wonder if you get an insurance break if your car is brown. It's probably the least sporty color you can have.

Also (remaining on-topic), this car IS illegal to drive on the roads, because it is too rusty Brown.

Put air in those tires and you're good to go!

 

[gorcorps]

Nvrmind

 

[disappoint]

No no no, you misheard him. He said CLOWN cars are illegal. It freaks people out to see so many people going into or out of a car that can't even fit in there and causes rubber necking. Your neck magically turns into rubber and then you can't breathe and you die. It's called transrubbersubstantiation or something like that.

It's one of the reasons I almost died laughing when I recently saw the movie Noah. There was this tiny ark and millions of creatures flocked into it, more than could possibly fit inside kind of like a clown ark.

Had I actually died laughing my spirit has been instructed to sue the Vatican. Someone should make them pay for this dangerous bullshit if the govt. is too pussy to collect taxes from them.

 

[DaTT]

Brown cars prove that turds can be polished.

 

[Captante]

Illegal no.

Color of poo however ....

 

[Ns1]

12 year necro?

 

[alkemyst]

racist?

 

[SOFTengCOMPelec]

Put air in those tires and you're good to go!

Ok.
I was just about to do it anyway (you can see the air hose, near the car, on the ground, on the left, in the photograph).

But it refuses to start (the mechanic says the lack of an engine, might be why).

So I took the most reliable engine known (a continuously run for the last 12 years, engine, out of YOUR mail server).

For some reason, there is a terrible smell near the back seats (the item below the back seats on the photograph, is probably why).

 

[KlokWyze]

Nope. Still not feeling it.