Approaching women

[suse920]

Originally posted by: suse920
When in doubt...

WHIP IT OUT!!!!

 

[FoBoT]

take your tips from butthead

<Butthead voice>Uh, hey baby</Butthead voice>

<Butthead voice>Uh I'm like a doctor, uh an orthodontist, I'm gonna have to ask you to, ya know, uh take off your clothes.</Butthead voice>



http://linesthataregood.com/pick-b+b.html

 

[Excelsior]

Originally posted by: Zim Hosein

Originally posted by: Codegen
"Does this smell like Chloroform?"

LMFAO :laugh:

Cheers Codegen :beer:

 

[Hayabusa Rider]

Whatever you do don't act like this loser.

 

[Nebor]

Originally posted by: Hayabusa Rider
Whatever you do don't act like loser.

Don't walk up to a hot girl, point at a nearby guy and say, "He's pretty hot huh? Just kidding. Hahahahaha."

 

[EatSpam]

Originally posted by: Hyperblaze
hi, my name is Stiganator. how's it going?

QFT

Just be yourself...don't try to be "cool" or any other crap. Like others will say, women hate fakes. But above all, be confident of yourself, that you are indeed good enough to ask this girl out. Remember that girls get just as nervous as guys about first dates, new relationships, etc.

This is the kind of advice I'm going to give my kids, compared to the nothing I got from my parents on this topic.

 

[HomeBrewerDude]

This is the kind of thread i read just for the smart assed comments!

 

[mrrman]

Originally posted by: Codegen
"Does this smell like Chloroform?"

LOL

 

[Rock Hydra]

Say "nice pants!"

Gets 'em every time.

 

[Wahsapa]

get drunk before class

 

[EatSpam]

Originally posted by: tami

Topic Title: Approaching women

make sure you wear a lot of deodorant.

Old Spice. :thumbsup:

 

[Kadarin]

The angle of approach is extremely important, because too steep and direct an angle can give an impression of confrontation and intimidation, whereas too oblique an angle implies lack of interest or lack of self-confidence. A 60 degree angle is ususally close to optimum.

 

[thirdlegstump]

Let me sink that battleship with my pink torpedo b*tch.

 

[mdchesne]

approach: head held high, chest out, penis erect
conversation: talk casual until she notices your massive member
topic: then switch to how big you are
result: she'll love it and go with you OR (and this is a big or) she'll... she'lll... wait, it never failed. so i dunno what else she would do.

GL man!

 

[Stiganator]

Deathkoba, wish I could be as smooth as that, but I would break down in mid sentence.

 

[Nitemare]

Maybe you should pretend they have a weiner...

 

[thirdlegstump]

Originally posted by: Stiganator
Deathkoba, wish I could be as smooth as that, but I would break down in mid sentence.

So am I. In fact I'm probably the worst at approaching women in ATOT. I just let them do the work for me : )

 

[Stiganator]

"Mr. Burgundy you have an enormous erection!"
"No, No...that's my pants. It's the pleats. In fact I'm going to the pants store to get that fixed....right now. Walking it off, walking it off. Nothing to see here people. Don't act like you're not impressed!"

 

[Orsorum]

Hi, my name's Nate. Who the hell are you and why should I listen to you?