Approaching women

[Stiganator]

So there is this chick I find myself very attracted to in my chinese class. She is kinda a twinkie, at least in the fact that she isn't comfortable around asians, since her friends were all white. I on the other hand am a waysian since most of my friends are asian. So she is dazzlingly gorgeous. She is relatively quiet and a bit introverted in class. I am just wondering the best way to approach her, we are gonna do some studying and such in the near future, but any other pointers guys?

 

[Codegen]

"Does this smell like Chloroform?"

 

[Hyperblaze]

hi, my name is Stiganator. how's it going?

 

[MiranoPoncho]

Be funny and sure of yourself. Also, be genuine. Girls shoot fakes.

 

[tami]

Topic Title: Approaching women

make sure you wear a lot of deodorant.

 

[Zim Hosein]

Originally posted by: Codegen
"Does this smell like Chloroform?"

LMFAO :laugh:

Cheers Codegen :beer:

 

[Ketteringo]

"stick out your hand"

 

[MercenaryForHire]

Stop being such a pussy.

- M4H

 

[Goosemaster]

Originally posted by: Codegen
"Does this smell like Chloroform?"

You're so romantic

 

[thirdlegstump]

Ask her out for some tea and lo mein for some mutually beneficial study time. That should crack her in a bit.

 

[suse920]

When in doubt...

 

[IAteYourMother]

wear your tight jeans so that you can get some "p00n"

 

[FeuerFrei]

I recommend approaching from behind. Try to close in without being noticed. They appreciate a good scare.

 

[JulesMaximus]

Originally posted by: deathkoba
Ask her out for some tea and lo mein for some mutually beneficial study time. That should crack her in a bit.

Say, my name is Deathkoba baby...Could I interest you in some tea and lo mein for some mutually beneficial study time? BTW-I'm into vegans and I'm a rabid liberal.

Yeah...that'll work. :laugh:MAO

 

[Stiganator]

ni hao, wo jiao shi le, ni ne? "what are you doing later tonight? By the way nice shoes..." zen me shuo?

 

[Sluggo]

You should wish real hard that she turns into a gay guy, then he will pursue you.

 

[akubi]

reach out and grab a boob

 

[thirdlegstump]

Originally posted by: JulesMaximus

Originally posted by: deathkoba
Ask her out for some tea and lo mein for some mutually beneficial study time. That should crack her in a bit.

Say, my name is Deathkoba baby...Could I interest you in some organic rice barley tea and organic vegetable and tofu lo mein for some mutually beneficial study time? BTW-I'm into vegans and I'm a rabid liberal who hates guns and looks down at 3rd world and fat ugly people.

Yeah...that'll work. :laugh:MAO

Fixed.

 

[thirdlegstump]

Originally posted by: akubi
reach out and grab a boob

asians don't got no boobs son.

 

[Goosemaster]

Originally posted by: JulesMaximus

Originally posted by: deathkoba
Ask her out for some tea and lo mein for some mutually beneficial study time. That should crack her in a bit.

Say, my name is Deathkoba baby...Could I interest you in some tea and lo mein for some mutually beneficial study time? BTW-I'm into vegans and I'm a rabid liberal.

Yeah...that'll work. :laugh:MAO

Are you stupid of course that will work...or at least it'll break the ice...seriously

 

[Codegen]

Originally posted by: Zim Hosein

Originally posted by: Codegen
"Does this smell like Chloroform?"

LMFAO :laugh:

Cheers Codegen :beer:

Thanks, I stole it from another ATOT member.

 

[JulesMaximus]

Originally posted by: Goosemaster

Originally posted by: JulesMaximus

Originally posted by: deathkoba
Ask her out for some tea and lo mein for some mutually beneficial study time. That should crack her in a bit.

Say, my name is Deathkoba baby...Could I interest you in some tea and lo mein for some mutually beneficial study time? BTW-I'm into vegans and I'm a rabid liberal.

Yeah...that'll work. :laugh:MAO

Are you stupid of course that will work...or at least it'll break the ice...seriously

No, I'm married. I'm pretty sure my wife would laugh her ass off if someone came on to her with that kind of line. Then again, it's not that hard to talk to women. Besides, I don't think I'd have much in common with the woman who would be impressed by that line.

 

[Harriet Tubgirl]

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
Stop being such a pussy.

- M4H

you read david deangelo's stuff too, eh?

 

[brunswickite]

Nice Shoes. Wanna fvck?

 

[brunswickite]

Originally posted by: Codegen
"Does this smell like Chloroform?"

HAHAHAHAHA, good one :thumbsup: