Apparently Sex Spreadsheets are now becoming a thing women are now making them

[vi edit]

20x20 is not a big room, you do realize that people can hear their front doors being knocked on with more than this.

Lock your door and teach your kids to knock. If they are getting sick that much take them to a doctor.

You are making excuses.

Answer me this, how many years have you lived with a 1-6 year old?
Have you ever lived with one(or more) that has ever been through a daycare or preschool that has had a lovely round of nora or roto virus hit?

Shit happens. Or puke happens. Or sometimes both at the same time.

A two or three year old barely understands what is happening other than it's really scary and they come to you for help. It's not often, but it's not really predictable either.

You clearly have never lived with young kids so please stop projecting your alpha-bro logic on those that do. We can see right through it.

 

[Rakehellion]

This thread has ballooned to four pages too? So many men with mommy issues venting their frustrations on the internet.

 

[TerryMathews]

This thread has ballooned to four pages too? So many men with mommy issues venting their frustrations on the internet.

So what does that make you, venting about men men with mommy issues?

 

[Markbnj]

So what does that make you, venting about men men with mommy issues?

My issue, about which I will vent later, is people with issues with men who have issues with men who have mommies.

 

[alkemyst]

Answer me this, how many years have you lived with a 1-6 year old?
Have you ever lived with one(or more) that has ever been through a daycare or preschool that has had a lovely round of nora or roto virus hit?

Shit happens. Or puke happens. Or sometimes both at the same time.

A two or three year old barely understands what is happening other than it's really scary and they come to you for help. It's not often, but it's not really predictable either.

You clearly have never lived with young kids so please stop projecting your alpha-bro logic on those that do. We can see right through it.

I dated a chick with a couple 4-5 year olds for a few months. I broke up with her the day her ex dropped them off at 5am on his weekend with them and they walked in the bedroom.

At 1 years old thats one thing, but 3-5 you cannot tell me that every single night you are locked into child issues.

Like I have said, these are cases were husband and wife are growing apart and lose the spark. In these cases, they keep harping about their children getting in the day of sex when they are in their late teens.

20x20 bedroom (which IMHO is not that huge, people can hear those knocking on their front doors much further away) or not, lock your door at night if the worry of kids coming into your bedroom is stopping intimacy.

 

[alkemyst]

alkemyst is in full troll mode tonight. Must be upset that his kids are having a sleepover for the weekend instead of sharing the bed.

dafuq? I'd keep the kids out of this, it will not end well.

 

[vi edit]

At 1 years old thats one thing, but 3-5 you cannot tell me that every single night you are locked into child issues.

Like I have said, these are cases were husband and wife are growing apart and lose the spark. In these cases, they keep harping about their children getting in the day of sex when they are in their late teens.

20x20 bedroom (which IMHO is not that huge, people can hear those knocking on their front doors much further away) or not, lock your door at night if the worry of kids coming into your bedroom is stopping intimacy.

Go back and read what I've posted. Really. Re-read it. I never once said that children inhibit our intimacy. If it's after 6:00AM on a weekend we'll lock it if we want some extra time to ourselves without getting walked in on. I also said that my wife won't sleep in the buff on weekends because she doesn't want a kid jumping into bed when she's that way. That's all I said. You are so quick to pound away judgement on a keyboard that you start intimating things that aren't there.

At night after any happy fun time is said and over we unlock the door. When I'm sleeping, with a fan near me for white noise and door 15 feet away with a 3 year old knocking on it I'm not going to hear it. I sleep through most thunderstorms. A little wrapping on a door isn't going to stir me.

 

[alkemyst]

You changed your story

 

[Soundmanred]

dafuq? I'd keep the kids out of this, it will not end well.

I love how you have no boundaries, yet dictate them for others.
Nobody cares about "your" fucking kids.
I'm still waiting for them to grow up and see all he times you told complete strangers on the internet how you're pounding their mom. (I believe you'll bail way before that happens though, so that's good.)

 

[alkemyst]

I love how you have no boundaries, yet dictate them for others.
Nobody cares about "your" fucking kids.
I'm still waiting for them to grow up and see all he times you told complete strangers on the internet how you're pounding their mom. (I believe you'll bail way before that happens though, so that's good.)

K, twink

 

[Soundmanred]

K, twink

Finding new ways to call people gay?
At least you're trying.

 

[Wyndru]

Shit happens. Or puke happens. Or sometimes both at the same time.

Haha, yeah. We have our pediatrician on speed dial lately. Even mid night calls. It's been a rough summer. Day care is really taking its toll on our 1 year old.

 

[alkemyst]

Finding new ways to call people gay?
At least you're trying.

Don't really have to try, life is easy at times

 

[RandomWords]

Not if you're in a relationship with another person who clearly does care about sex. It would have been established long before getting married if one of them didn't care about sex (and then they wouldn't have gotten married).

I agree – the desire to have sex is established prior to marriage; if the guy wasn’t fond of sex, she would have known before marriage or pretty early on and it wouldn’t have been that big of an issue. In this case, having 2 minute sex in what – 3 weeks and that’s it – unable to get it up sometimes – well – I would say the guy has found some on the side. Plain and simple.

Wife sounds extra horny, probably more so than the average. My gf and I only hang out during the weekends, but we usually have sex 2-3 times. But she otherwise never masterbates or really ever seems horny.

This wife does not sound extra horny – she is probably about average… extra horny are more like the type who will masturbate 3 times in the morning and still want sex during the day, sometimes twice for at least four days of the week. Perhaps your girlfriend has an issue with masturbation or keeps it private or is one of those women who actually have a lower than normal sex drive. Or maybe you just satisfy her so well those 2-3 times and give her so many orgasms she is set for her week.