Apparently Sex Spreadsheets are now becoming a thing women are now making them

[Oldgamer]

LOL, I guess that guy whose wife posted his spreadsheet has kicked something off. Women are now posting their spreadsheets online now.

This woman posted hers and wow, looks like her husband is not interested at all in her..he clearly must be getting some on the side, can't see why he would be avoiding her for a full month.
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So a girlfriend of mine had this awful husband. He was a nice enough guy but he didn't pay attention to her and NEVER wanted to have sex. We knew things were bad but she was quiet about it. She's a great girl who deserved better.
Anyway, she finally got tired of his shit and filed for divorce. This was a few years ago. On the night the divorce was final we went out and had a few drinks. There were 10 of us there. She got really drunk and gave us details about their sex life. Like really intimate stuff. Too many details to tell you the truth. She told us that after a few months of marriage, she began keeping a diary of everything that happened. Like everything. We asked her what she meant by that and she told us she would send it by email.
A few days pass and we don’t hear from her. Then like in the middle of the night, a bunch of us get this pdf file. She scanned pages from her diary. It was so beyond funny…I felt terrible for reading it. We all laughed about it for a few weeks.

Yes, Sexually Frustrated Wives Can Make Sex Spreadsheets Too

It all started when one husband emailed his wife a spreadsheet tracking all times she turned down sex. It's an unbelievable, passive aggressive gem, so of course the doc went viral after the wife posted it on Reddit.

Now, the site Guyism has released another spreadsheet, this one based on the sex diary of a wife who chronicled all the times her man didn't want to do the deed.

So that's nine Magic Wand sessions, two other masturbatory acts, one fellatio, one cunnilingus, two times they actually had sex, and a grand total of 28 "no's."

Guyism also included an email providing some context on the diary. Apparently, the woman began keeping track of the couple's sex life late into the marriage, which eventually ended in divorce:

 

[DigDog]

so, is it not normal to have sex 4~6 times a day is not normal? should i go see a doctor?

 

[mikeford]

Spreadsheet without pics, worthless.

 

[Oldgamer]

She should have married her magic wand..lol

 

[z1ggy]

Wife sounds extra horny, probably more so than the average. My gf and I only hang out during the weekends, but we usually have sex 2-3 times. But she otherwise never masterbates or really ever seems horny.

But yeah pics of wife. Maybe she's a gross fattie now and the husband just isn't into her.

 

[alkemyst]

What's funny is all these guys rallying behind these women as if they are regular Casanova's. Most of these guys aren't very sexual to begin with.

It really comes down to people making the wrong choices in a mate. They finally get some so think they have to get someone their entire lives.

 

[child of wonder]

I'm glad my wife and I have been open with each other about our needs and desires when it comes to sex and both willing to accommodate the other. I'd almost make a spreadsheet just to show her how awesome she is.

 

[mikeymikec]

The idea of using spreadsheets to log sexual history seems a bit boring. I'm sure there are some spreadsheet jockeys on these forums who could make sex spreadsheets in many different ways, the most obvious being to depict sexual encounters.

Considering that Excel 97 included a basic flight simulator, this doesn't seem too great a feat to me. Come on, let's have a little creativity here!

 

[blankslate]

Obviously the most important factor in picking a mate / wife / husband /partner is making sure that you both have compatible sex drives (sexual expectations)....




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[BeeBoop]

Maybe she gained too much weight?

 

[Gunbuster]

A neighbor from long ago had one sitting out on an open windows XP share. (Open wireless)

She was an engineer so the excel calculated the guys date score.

 

[Soundmanred]

Bitch sounds ugly.
Are teddies still a thing?

 

[Rakehellion]

Spreadsheets are not sexy.

 

[nehalem256]

Maybe she gained too much weight?

Or he is a closet homosexual.

 

[Red Storm]

Or he is a closet homosexual.

This was my first thought.

Or he's cheating... with another man.

 

[swanysto]

I don't quite understand all this spreadsheet stuff from either side. Did they not have sex before the marriage? Did one of them just have more sex than they wanted to, just to get the other to like them more? You would think a routine of some sorts would be in motion before getting married. I can understand why things may drop off a bit, but these spreadsheets are making it seem like the other person has lost all interest. My wife and I both have jobs, but we seem to be able to get things going a couple times a week. I don't imagine that will change till kids come around.

 

[SunnyD]

Obviously the most important factor in picking a mate / wife / husband /partner is making sure that you both have compatible sex drives (sexual expectations)....




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Because people and their libidos don't change as they age. At all. Ever.

 

[mizzou]

I don't quite understand all this spreadsheet stuff from either side. Did they not have sex before the marriage? Did one of them just have more sex than they wanted to, just to get the other to like them more? You would think a routine of some sorts would be in motion before getting married. I can understand why things may drop off a bit, but these spreadsheets are making it seem like the other person has lost all interest. My wife and I both have jobs, but we seem to be able to get things going a couple times a week. I don't imagine that will change till kids come around.

it's a way to visually rationalize your depression or create a straw man argument for what you already want.

 

[MarkXIX]

Is there an app for this yet? How soon before #sexcel is popular on Twitter and everyone is sharing their day-to-day sex encounters? Me thinks soon....

 

[Markbnj]

Bitch sounds ugly.
Are teddies still a thing?

Look man, ugly is a subjective assessment that is made during the initial approach and acquisition phase. Every man knows that if a woman crawls into bed with you naked an immediate free pass is issued.

 

[TerryMathews]

Obviously the most important factor in picking a mate / wife / husband /partner is making sure that you both have compatible sex drives (sexual expectations)....




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I can't tell if this is sarcasm or not, but I'm assuming it is.

I don't think anyone is arguing that it is the most important factor, but some people seem to take up the argument that it should be completely irrelevant.

Before people commit to each other for their lives, they should be sure they want the same things out of life. Money, family, life experiences, career and earnings expectations and yes intimacy.

Saying I have certain sexual needs that I need met to be fulfilled is no different than saying I need someone who likes funny movies, or likes to go out to eat, or will provide me with a comfortable lifestyle.

 

[Red Storm]

Is there an app for this yet? How soon before #sexcel is popular on Twitter and everyone is sharing their day-to-day sex encounters? Me thinks soon....

I can see it now. App simply asks "Yes?" or "No?" If Yes, rate 1-10. If no, explain why. Does this daily and then uploads it anonymously so people can compare with others. All while serving some ads on the side.

If only I knew how to code...

 

[alkemyst]

Look man, ugly is a subjective assessment that is made during the initial approach and acquisition phase. Every man knows that if a woman crawls into bed with you naked an immediate free pass is issued.

Some women sleep naked every night, but not open to sex every night.

 

[brandonb]

Why would people think anybody else would care about their sex life...? Is their life just that boring and uninteresting? Maybe they need to get a job and/or gain a hobby?

 

[alkemyst]

Is there an app for this yet? How soon before #sexcel is popular on Twitter and everyone is sharing their day-to-day sex encounters? Me thinks soon....

someone registered SexSheet.com when this story broke. I was going to grab that name.