Apparently, Obama Didn't Order The Attack

ElFenix

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running from a cheetah is probably stupid. they're not used to things being more aggressive than they are.
 

MikeMike

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running from a cheetah is probably stupid. they're not used to things being more aggressive than they are.

Bingo... just like Bears... you don't run (unless you can run downhill because bears can't do that) You have to be more aggressive.
 

lxskllr

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running from a cheetah is probably stupid. they're not used to things being more aggressive than they are.

Still takes balls. I've had house cats turn on me, and draw blood. I imagine a cheetah is much more efficient with the blood letting process.
 

techs

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DangerAardvark

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I always trust mysterious websites that quote mysterious sources.

In fact I trust them so much I decided to submit an article.

And, lo and behold, its a blog site.

Here ya go, Olds. You can submit an article on your basement:
http://www.triond.com/
It's just like blogging. But they submit your blog to other websites for you.
Oh, and they pretend its real news!

LatestWorldNewsBlog is using Triond to publish online
You too can get more readership, recognition and revenue for your work. Sign up now!

And they don't proofread! Even better!
 

erikistired

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Bingo... just like Bears... you don't run (unless you can run downhill because bears can't do that) You have to be more aggressive.

i don't think i could stand up to a bear or a cheetah without wetting myself.
 

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JTsyo

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Saw it on a nature show. A mother lion gets a baby deer for her cubs to practice on. The cubs have no idea what to do and just play around with the deer. The deer is too scared to do anything. Finally it takes off and a cub jumps it and goes for the throat when instincts kick in.