Apparently, God holds the atom together

[Jschmuck2]

http://www.christianforums.com...stid=635000#post635000

I'm not a chemist or a physicist. I haven't taken a math class since high school. However, this is my favorite quote:

Seems like a pretty good arguement to me. Like I said, gluons have never been observed, measured, or proven to exist. They were made up by Athiests to try to explain the phenomina of why the nuclei stay together. Gluons do not exist.

I don't even know what a gluon is but that shit is HILARIOUS.

 

[xanis]

Christianity meeting science is always good for some good lulz.

 

[Ruptga]

Sounds to me like Tacoman is just trolling

 

[FDF12389]

Oh goodie the flame throwers in the last thread are starting to run out of fuel. I'm glad you made another one.

 

[Fayd]

Originally posted by: Xanis
Christianity meeting science is always good for some good lulz.

ah yes, you fail to notice that the bulk of posters on there are making fun of the OP for being a dumbass, and take the oppertunity to insult the religon because it suits your interests.

 

[everman]

I thought his name was Higgs.

 

[shortylickens]

Originally posted by: Fayd

Originally posted by: Xanis
Christianity meeting science is always good for some good lulz.

ah yes, you fail to notice that the bulk of posters on there are making fun of the OP for being a dumbass, and take the oppertunity to insult the religon because it suits your interests.

Kinda like you failed to notice he didnt insult the religion and then take the opportunity for self-ownage?

 

[Fayd]

Originally posted by: shortylickens

Originally posted by: Fayd

Originally posted by: Xanis
Christianity meeting science is always good for some good lulz.

ah yes, you fail to notice that the bulk of posters on there are making fun of the OP for being a dumbass, and take the oppertunity to insult the religon because it suits your interests.

Kinda like you failed to notice he didnt insult the religion and then take the opportunity for self-ownage?

i take advantage of every opportunity.

 

[lupi]

Yes!

Just for a moment I was afraid that some dumbass would forget to start the daily AT anti religion thread. Whew, glad the wait is over for today. The champange gets put back in the fridge for one more day.

 

[lupi]

Yes!

Just for a moment I was afraid that some dumbass would forget to start the daily AT anti religion thread. Whew, glad the wait is over for today. The champagne gets put back in the fridge for one more day.

 

[Colt45]

jesus mixed some jagermeister with gluons and poured me a fifth, and it was good.

 

[skace]

God actually keeps everything on the ground. When you jump, God has to pull you back. That's why when you're on the moon it takes a lot longer for God to pull you back down. And in space he can't do it at all, that's not his domain but actually the domain of Shub Niggurath.

 

[techs]

Dark Ages- God is the answer to everything.
Enlightment- Science is the answer to everything.
Fundamentalist America- God is the answer to everything.

That's 1000 years of progress for ya.

 

[Turin39789]

Elmers Gluon

 

[sao123]

Hmm... God knows the exact position AND velocity of the electron.