Apocalypse soon-> Bible says Judgment Day is May 21st, 2011! (Update: Now 10/21/11)

[zinfamous]

WHY AM I NOT DEAD YET?!! DAMN YOU MACHO MAN YOU RUINED THE RAPTURE!

God, I love the internet. that is some awesome shit right there.

 

[Pheran]

If only the rapture had happened, it would have been totally fricking awesome!

So where can I get some Darwin Genuine Draft?? 😀

 

[sandorski]

If only the rapture had happened, it would have been totally fricking awesome!

So where can I get some Darwin Genuine Draft?? 😀

😀

 

[SlickSnake]

do these lunatics also claim that cremated remains are dangerous?

:hmm:

Umm, that wasn't brown sugar you spread over your chocolate salty balls this morning, it was Uncle Remus! D:

 

[Jeff7]

Family Radio sure redid their website in a hurry. 😀

 

[Krazy4Real]

WHY AM I NOT DEAD YET?!! DAMN YOU MACHO MAN YOU RUINED THE RAPTURE!

Epic

 

[HAL9000]

Have we heard anything from the cult involved yet?

(Yes I googled, no we don't get this kind of American news in the UK much)

 

[gorcorps]

Have we heard anything from the cult involved yet?

(Yes I googled, no we don't get this kind of American news in the UK much)

The old man who made the prediction seems to be in hiding, as I don't believe he's been found yet.

Also, can you make one fucking post where you don't remind us you're from another country? That sentence was completely unnecessary and nobody gives a shit. We get it, you're English... put it in your sig or something and leave it at that.

 

[Tweak155]

http://content.usatoday.com/communi...iled-prophet-of-may-21s-doom-to-speak-today/1

http://www.npr.org/2011/05/23/136560695/doomsday-believers-cope-with-an-intact-world

 

[HAL9000]

The old man who made the prediction seems to be in hiding, as I don't believe he's been found yet.

Damn, I hope we find him before he dies.

 

[Tweak155]

The old man who made the prediction seems to be in hiding, as I don't believe he's been found yet.

Nope he answered some people. Supposed to make an announcement today.

 

[gorcorps]

Nope he answered some people. Supposed to make an announcement today.

good to know, but I'm sure it'll be along the lines of "well we're all too evil to be raptured"

 

[Tweak155]

good to know, but I'm sure it'll be along the lines of "well we're all too evil to be raptured"

He probably just wont show and everyone will claim he was raptured.

 

[HAL9000]

http://www.npr.org/2011/05/23/136560695/doomsday-believers-cope-with-an-intact-world

This seems to be their response (from some of the nutbags at least)

Judgment Day has come and passed, but it was a spiritual judgment on the world," he explains. "There is no more salvation. Salvation is over with. The fact is we have 153 days, and on the 21st of October, the world will end.

Wow... 🙄

 

[Ryland]

Whew..I will my my 41st birthday by 4 days...I was SOOO worried about that 🙂

 

[zsdersw]

Doomsday predictions are almost as old as humanity itself, so the only thing you can really deposit in the bank is the fact that more of these predictions will come in the future... forever.

 

[IceBergSLiM]

This seems to be their response (from some of the nutbags at least)



Wow... 🙄

Logically if there is no salvation then we might as well sin to maximum capacity for 153 days right?

 

[HAL9000]

Logically if there is no salvation then we might as well sin to maximum capacity for 153 days right?

I think that's a perfectly sound evaluation of the message they are spreading... :hmm:... Party.

 

[Jeff7]

...

Judgment Day has come and passed, but it was a spiritual judgment on the world," he explains. "There is no more salvation. Salvation is over with. The fact is we have 153 days, and on the 21st of October, the world will end.

Wow... 🙄

"The world did end. This is the new world that God created, and he made it to look and feel exactly the same as the old one."

http://content.usatoday.com/communi...iled-prophet-of-may-21s-doom-to-speak-today/1

http://www.npr.org/2011/05/23/136560695/doomsday-believers-cope-with-an-intact-world

Good signs. 😀

Before May 21, many believers quit their jobs, left their families and gave their savings to Family Radio, which then sent out caravans and put up billboards announcing the end.

That's just a special kind of Stupid, the kind that should be on display in a museum.

"I don't know where we went wrong other than that we obviously don't understand the Scriptures in the way that we should," [Tom Evans, board member of Family Radio] says.

Infallible. Proof.
"That's so plausible I can't believe it!"

 

[HAL9000]

"The world did end. This is the new world that God created, and he made it to look and feel exactly the same as the old one."

I suspected as much, things feel every so slightly more orange today :hmm:

 

[JulesMaximus]

This seems to be their response (from some of the nutbags at least)



Wow... 🙄

So, nobody was raptured out? We're all going to hell!

 

[OCGuy]

HAHA @ all you loser infidels still on Earth.



Posted from my iPhone in Heaven

 

[HAL9000]

HAHA @ all you loser infidels still on Earth.



Posted from my iPhone in Heaven

Awesome. I knew they would have iPhone's in heaven! Score. Can't wait to get there.

 

[bignateyk]

Hey everyone, I figured out what they did wrong, and the REAL date of the rapture is going to be June 14, 2014. You can just paypal all your savings to me so I can get started with the massive advertising campaign.

 

[HAL9000]

Any updates from the US of A?