Apocalypse soon-> Bible says Judgment Day is May 21st, 2011! (Update: Now 10/21/11)

[her209]

3 more days!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Macamus Prime]

They are REALLY ramping up in NYC.

 

[AMDZen]

I hope its a zombie apocalypse

 

[surfsatwerk]

I hope its a zombie apocalypse

I hope it's like the one World of Warcraft had a few years back. That way I can turn zombie and grief all you other people by aggro'ing vendors, guards, etc... Society will come to a screeching halt and the lulz will be mine.

 

[dank69]

Undeniable proof that the world will not end on Saturday:

Channel 3 Early Warning Forecast



A FLOOD WATCH is in effect for the entire state through late tonight.

Today, 5/18/11: Cloudy and breezy with periods of rain, heavy at times, a chance for a thunderstorm. High: 56-62.

Tonight: Periods of rain, heavy at times, a chance for a thunderstorm, areas of fog. Lows: 50-57.

Thursday: Occasional rain and drizzle, a chance for a thunderstorm. Low: 54. High: 63.

Friday: Mostly cloudy with drizzle and a few showers. Low: 55. High: 68.

Saturday: Mostly cloudy, a chance for a shower or thunderstorm. Low: 55. High: 72.

Sunday: Areas of fog in the morning then partly sunny and warm. Low: 55. High: 82.

Monday: Mostly cloudy with a chance for showers and thunder, especially during the afternoon. Low: 60. High: 80.

Tuesday: Mostly cloudy with a chance for showers and thunderstorms. Low: 62. High: 80.

 

[GlacierFreeze]

Undeniable proof that the world will not end on Saturday:

When have weather forecasters ever been accurate? That's just proof the world really is going to end.

 

[Puffnstuff]

Will his followers get a refund on Sunday May 22nd?

 

[Pardus]

If anyone wants to give away all there money and possessions before friday, let me know.

 

[Skyclad1uhm1]

They can always fall back on this:
http://news.discovery.com/history/bible-new-testament-forgery-110518.html

Just admit the rest of it is false too and get on with your lives 😀

 

[zerocool84]

So what time zone is the world ending in? I hope it's Hawaii-Aleutian Standard Time so we get some more time to party.

 

[Skyclad1uhm1]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T_wR08K1oEQ

 

[ahenkel]

I'm gonna get my looting on Saturday.

 

[Skyclad1uhm1]

 

[DangerAardvark]

Anyone want to form up an ATOT rape and pillage posse?

 

[Lonbjerg]

I am amazed at the number of people still suffering from superstion in 2011.

 

[Skyclad1uhm1]

I am amazed at the number of people still suffering from superstion in 2011.

Only about 14% of the world population is non-religious or atheist. And part of those might still be Apple fanboys 😛

 

[Lonbjerg]

Only about 14% of the world population is non-religious or atheist. And part of those might still be Apple fanboys 😛

I know the sad statistics, but I am blessed with living in of the the most atheistic contries in the world so that kinda makes up for it 😉

And no, I despise Crapple...

 

[Dulanic]

The zombies can't steal my 4 day weekend next week!!!!!!

 

[IceBergSLiM]

I thought I'd weigh in here:

PENIS PENIS PENIS!

 

[surfsatwerk]

PENIS PENIS PENIS!

hai 2u2

 

[Scotteq]

I thought I'd weigh in here:

PENIS PENIS PENIS!

Lightweight, obviously.... < drumroll > :awe:

 

[moshquerade]

I thought I'd weigh in here:

PENIS PENIS PENIS!

pink in the right places

 

[GuitarDaddy]

I thought I'd weigh in here:

PENIS PENIS PENIS!

If the world doesn't end tomorrow are you going back in the closet? :$

What has been done, can not be undone!

 

[rcpratt]

The local morning radio show that I listen to had a guy from family radio on today, and then spent the next hour using the voice changer to have a satan voice in the background. It was fairly amusing.

 

[sandorski]

Enlargement, Achieved!