AP News Wire...
The state of Florida announced that it will adopt into law a voting
supplement that will aid Florida voters during the next election. This new
booklet (see attached document) will be given to voters as they enter the
voting booth. A quote from Florida Voting Director, Lou Zour, stated: "We
thinks that the folk in Florida be needin' some hep ta' be votin good like."
Mr. Lou Zour also noted that a recent study of voters revealed that 99.4875%
of the voters needing this special guidance were registered Democrats. When
asked to comment on this finding, Mr. Zour said: "Well it don't be
supprisin' me 'cause most the folk that voted this elecshun that had
problems reedin' that voting butter-flyin thangy were Democrats. Heck! I
even had trouble findin' Ross Perot on the ballot."
--AP News Wire.
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(special thanks to dogberry and his link to the "voting guide"
The state of Florida announced that it will adopt into law a voting
supplement that will aid Florida voters during the next election. This new
booklet (see attached document) will be given to voters as they enter the
voting booth. A quote from Florida Voting Director, Lou Zour, stated: "We
thinks that the folk in Florida be needin' some hep ta' be votin good like."
Mr. Lou Zour also noted that a recent study of voters revealed that 99.4875%
of the voters needing this special guidance were registered Democrats. When
asked to comment on this finding, Mr. Zour said: "Well it don't be
supprisin' me 'cause most the folk that voted this elecshun that had
problems reedin' that voting butter-flyin thangy were Democrats. Heck! I
even had trouble findin' Ross Perot on the ballot."
--AP News Wire.
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(special thanks to dogberry and his link to the "voting guide"
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