Aopen creates "miracle" mouse

[Schadenfroh]

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AOpen Inc., one of the largest IT components and solutions vendors in the world, breaks another record by introducing the first negative ion mouse in the world.

According to Bernie Tsai, president of the company, ?The mini negative ion mouse is another killer product to be marketed this year.?

?The mini negative ion mouse can generate one million negative ions per cubic centimeter in 30 seconds within a radius of 30 centimeters,? stated Tony Yang, the AOpen official in charge.

The mouse, built with a negative ion generating module, will generate 400,000 to 500,000 negative ions per cubic centimeter in 30 seconds within a radius of 50 centimeters, according to the test results conducted with the ITC-201A negative ion test meter.

The product will generate 100,000 to 150,000 negative ions per cubic centimeter in 30 seconds within a radius of 100 centimeters, according to Yang.

The mouse requires direct current power input of 12V and needs a power supply of 50mA. The module operates in a frequency range between 100 and 150 kHz.

Yang said the negative ions generated by the mouse will repress the growth of germs, viruses; clean up the blood of human beings; revitalize the mouse user?s body cells; strengthen human body?s immune system; reduce disorders of human body?s respiratory system; ease anxiety and stress; and improve productivity.

According to medical experts, when the air contains 1,000 to 2,000 negative ions per cubic centimeter, the environment is beneficial to human health. When water contains 5,000 to 50,000 negative ions per cubic centimeter, the water will strengthen the human immune system. When the air contains 10,000 to 500,000 negative ions per cubic centimeter, the air has therapeutic effects and create a virus resistant and deodorant effects.

 

[MustISO]

Sweet! They should be able to cure cancer with a keyboard!

 

[MoPHo]

hax

 

[yankeesfan]

Cool, but can you game with it?

 

[Sphexi]

Well dang, screw hospitals, just go play some HL2!

 

[Wag]

Can I put it on my penis?

 

[IAteYourMother]

gghax

 

[RichUK]

i wonder what the joystick will solve .. :shocked: ...

 

[Ikonomi]

Can I overclock it?

 

[StrangerGuy]

Won't the thing create miniature lightning storms?

 

[Atomic Rooster]

Wow. That mouse is almost as cool as my prototype nuclear powered mouse with multi-sensor Forward-Looking Infrared (FLIR)/millimeter-wave laser radar automatic target recognition algorithm running in real-time on a state-of-the-art processor.

 

[RichUK]

Originally posted by: BadDaddy
Wow. That mouse is almost as cool as my prototype nuclear powered mouse with multi-sensor Forward-Looking Infrared (FLIR)/millimeter-wave laser radar automatic target recognition algorithm running in real-time on a state-of-the-art processor.

huh ... you got one two ..

 

[Atomic Rooster]

Not any more. While I was playing Unreal Tournament, I accidentally locked on and fragged two of my neighbors in the next apartment. It wasn't a pretty site. After a lengthy investigation the FBI deemed it accidental and the Air Force confiscated my mouse in the name of national security. :disgust:

 

[Schadenfroh]

bump for the night crew

 

[QuitBanningMe]

Cool

 

[EyeMWing]

About AOpen

Offering micro barebone systems, portable computers, PC motherboards, imaging products, multimedia cards, keyboards, mousse...

BAHAHAHHA!

 

[venk]

Originally posted by: Schadenfroh

According to medical experts, when the air contains 1,000 to 2,000 negative ions per cubic centimeter, the environment is beneficial to human health. When water contains 5,000 to 50,000 negative ions per cubic centimeter, the water will strengthen the human immune system. When the air contains 10,000 to 500,000 negative ions per cubic centimeter, the air has therapeutic effects and create a virus resistant and deodorant effects.

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Finally! You can be a computer geek and not smell!

 

[sandorski]

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[Amused]

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