AOL-TV Rolls out

[b0mbrman]

I liked this story

<< No shiny surfaces or blinking lights are visible on the AOLTV set top box. "That was a result of exhaustive testing in focus groups," said AOL COO Bob Pittman. "We found that the shiny surfaces frightened some users and the blinking lights caused dizziness and disorientation in others. While we have included a keyboard with AOLTV we think that may only be used by current AOL subscribers who are familiar with such complicated technology." >>

 

[Blayze]

blinking lights would be pretty scary...

LOL at the keyboard part!

 

[BeauJangles]

my keyboard is far more complicated then anything else in my room. Every time my HDDs seek, I have sezures. When I see myself in a shiny surface, i cry.

AOLTv just isn't for me

 

[jthsmak]

Oh....Dear....Lord!
Tech support would be a bitch!
Thats a great site btw.

 

[thomsbrain]

I can't remember how I found that site. But I've been on the mailing list for a while, and that guy is just the best. I love the "Microsoft Purchases Evil from Satan article.