Anyone with AIM and looking for a good time, check this out.

[ViperMagic]

So "LlamaSniper2003" IMs me and starts yappin about some tacos or something, so I decided to have a bit of fun of my own. Feel free to screw with him as much as you like, posting logs when applicable

 

[Acanthus]

im on it G.

Edit:

Powerman4999: whats up, are you special?
LlamaSniper2003: yes me very special
Powerman4999: very cool, im special too
Powerman4999: my name is special fred
LlamaSniper2003: my name is special tom-tom
Powerman4999: ur my dad!?
LlamaSniper2003: yea man
Powerman4999: my dads name was tom-tom
LlamaSniper2003: well its my name now biiiotch!
Powerman4999: when are you coming back from the coal mines? i havent ate since you left years ago!
LlamaSniper2003: i have tacos!!! 25 cent! cheap cheap!
Powerman4999: tacos!!
Powerman4999: whats in em?
Powerman4999: FINE IF YOU DONT WANT TO TALK TO ME I WONT BUY YOUR TACOS!!!!!!!!!!!!111oneone
Powerman4999: ><
LlamaSniper2003: NO!!
LlamaSniper2003: BUY MY TACOS!
Powerman4999: taco taco?
LlamaSniper2003: ONLY 25 cent
LlamaSniper2003: si si
Powerman4999: are they crispy on the outside, so super good and yummy?
LlamaSniper2003: yeah man they are cheesy gorditas
Powerman4999: MY NAME IS JENNIFER LOPEZ I EAT TACOS Y BURRITOS!
LlamaSniper2003: no sh!t
Powerman4999: no sh!t, you want taco flavored keesees?
Powerman4999: TACO FLAVORED KEESEES FOR MY TOM-TOM!
Powerman4999: OMG!
Powerman4999: why did you message me :-(
LlamaSniper2003: n***** u messaged me
Powerman4999: it makes me miss tacos!
Powerman4999: fullfill all your wishes with my taco flavored kisses!
LlamaSniper2003: yea ur real gay... only if u were a pony at walmart id ride ur ass for 25 cent
Powerman4999: no way, im the 2 coin kind
Powerman4999: 50 cent yo
Powerman4999: i love you like the fat kid loves cake
Powerman4999: you dont even love my pony ride?!?!
Powerman4999: dont be fooled by all my money, i still like to eat tacos honey, so crispy on the outside so super good and yummy!

Edit2: he stopped talking.

 

[Talon02]

me too

 

[Talon02]

He is now informed that I like nice tacos and he likes hot dogs ITB.

His Warning Level: 27%

 

[ViperMagic]

Deeko: hello
llamasniper2003: wanna have sex?
Deeko: hey sure
llamasniper2003: ok who is this?
Deeko: your sex partner, clearly
llamasniper2003: it'll be about 50 bux but Ill throw in quality time with my gramma
llamasniper2003: no shit
Deeko: oh yea?? thats awesome
llamasniper2003: who is this first
Deeko: we're about to have sex, and you dont know who i am?
Deeko: i'm hurt
llamasniper2003: dude shut the fvck up geeko
Deeko: let me tell you how clever that was
Deeko: are you proud of yourself for that one
llamasniper2003: yep!
Deeko: wow
Deeko: so whats crackalakin?
llamasniper2003: the crack pipe is cracklin
Deeko: am i a nasty mufvcka?
llamasniper2003: yeah sure the fvck are
Deeko: i hear alot of people say i am
llamasniper2003: yea well u best start listenin to their asses and recognizin they tellin that truth
Deeko: ive been told that i'm a dirty dirty person
Deeko: that i probably have the plague
Deeko: the plague isn't good to have
Deeko: you might not want to have sex with me
Deeko: hey, you still there?
Deeko: just cuz i have the plague doesn't mean we can't be friends
llamasniper2003: sure it does
llamasniper2003: peace the fvck out NAGGA
Deeko: that makes me sad

 

[TuffGirl]

gah too slow

 

[BHeemsoth]

RPBRI2886: hey
LlamaSniper2003: dude take ur little geeky computer ass away from me
LlamaSniper2003: ur fvckin retarded i dont wanna talk to you
RPBRI2886: lol

 

[Acanthus]

Originally posted by: rpbri2886
RPBRI2886: hey
LlamaSniper2003: dude take ur little geeky computer ass away from me
LlamaSniper2003: ur fvckin retarded i dont wanna talk to you
RPBRI2886: lol

nice the anandtech effect is kicking in.

 

[Acanthus]

my gf is messaging him now

 

[Reel]

downside is he seems really slow to respond with all these people messaging him...

 

[ViperMagic]

Well, as it turns out, hes Nick Raines, about 6'6, 300 lbs, and well on his way to addiction to various chemicals. And he goes to my school. Yay!

 

[Acanthus]

and hes on a blocking spree, making new screen names.

 

[ViperMagic]

Acanthus, you're aweosme. His block list is only so big! Heres a log from my friend:

LlamaSniper2003: dude.. are you at one of those fuckin geeky ass lans?
LlamaSniper2003: cuz there aint no shittin way u could send all ur little cyber buddies
Jack: lol
Jack: well
Jack: see
Jack: its called a message bored
Jack: so i went to
Jack: itJack: and posted ur screen name
Jack: and told everyone to make fun of you
LlamaSniper2003: oh your cool
Jack: cuz
Jack: its almost like what your doing to me
Jack: but smarter
Jack: and
Jack: less work and actually annoying
LlamaSniper2003: smarter?

 

[AgaBoogaBoo]

Originally posted by: ViperMagic
Well, as it turns out, hes Nick Raines, about 6'6, 300 lbs, and well on his way to addiction to various chemicals. And he goes to my school. Yay!

Lol.

 

[Reel]

sadly, I am blocked now. I only got a few lines back + forth. Not even worth posting.

 

[ViperMagic]

I think he got off :-/ Anyone confirm?

 

[MournSanity]

He's off.

 

[Acanthus]

i win the best convo award!

 

[MacBaine]

lol... good times, good times

 

[ViperMagic]

that was fun. And what a great way to hit 2000 posts

 

[element]

If this isn't a bot the human race is doomed...

 

[Shawn]

Originally posted by: element®
If this isn't a bot the human race is doomed...

we're doomed.

 

[Acanthus]

Originally posted by: iloveme2

Originally posted by: element®
If this isn't a bot the human race is doomed...

we're doomed.

he was on again today i forgot to take him off my list.

 

[Reel]

Any of you up for a new "buddy"?

 

[ShotgunSteven]

Originally posted by: ViperMagic
I think he got off :-/ Anyone confirm?

That just sounded wrong...