Anyone speak Spanish?

[SociallyChallenged]

Originally posted by: Juno

Originally posted by: Leros
puta/puto is dog
puta is female dog, thus bitch as sdifox said

dog? wtf, who told you that?

Sarcasm meter broken? Do you speak spanish, juno?

 

[polarmystery]

Originally posted by: rasczak
pinche madre. tu eres culo.

FAIL

<--Spaniard

 

[ConstipatedVigilante]

Originally posted by: clamum
Maybe it's "puta". I know that word and what it means but the way I've heard this word I'm talking about pronounced, I don't hear the "poo" sound (that's the first syllable of "puta" isn't it?). Maybe the word is French, lol.

Who are you hearing it from? People from different countries have different accents/pronounce things differently. Some words have different meanings too, like the differences between British English and American English. For example, Spaniards put a lisp on their z's and c's and pronounce y's as j's. Dominicans don't pronounce s's most of the time.

 

[dwell]

Pita is Portuguese for vag.

Mama la peta = well you figure it out

 

[Shadow Conception]

Pita bread...?

 

[BoomerD]

pito = penis. (and a few other terms)

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=pito

 

[Juno]

Originally posted by: SociallyChallenged

Originally posted by: Juno

Originally posted by: Leros
puta/puto is dog
puta is female dog, thus bitch as sdifox said

dog? wtf, who told you that?

Sarcasm meter broken? Do you speak spanish, juno?

si, me hablo en espanol y tu?

 

[sdifox]

Originally posted by: Juno

si, me hablo en espanol y tu?

judging from this quote, no you don't...

 

[Juno]

Originally posted by: sdifox

Originally posted by: Juno

si, me hablo en espanol y tu?

judging from this quote, no you don't...

judging doesn't do anything.

i took two years of spanish.

 

[ConstipatedVigilante]

Originally posted by: Juno

Originally posted by: sdifox

Originally posted by: Juno

si, me hablo en espanol y tu?

judging from this quote, no you don't...

judging doesn't do anything.

i took two years of spanish.

In middle school.

Yo tome 5 anos, incluyendo un ano de AP en la escuela secundaria. Yo visite la Republica Dominicana en Febrero, donde yo podia hablar con la gente nativa. Hablar espanol en clase es muy diferente hacerlo en el mundo real.

 

[Shawn]

Originally posted by: Juno

Originally posted by: sdifox

Originally posted by: Juno

si, me hablo en espanol y tu?

judging from this quote, no you don't...

judging doesn't do anything.

i took two years of spanish.

there is no en.

 

[Juno]

Originally posted by: ConstipatedVigilante

Originally posted by: Juno

Originally posted by: sdifox

Originally posted by: Juno

si, me hablo en espanol y tu?

judging from this quote, no you don't...

judging doesn't do anything.

i took two years of spanish.

In middle school.

Yo tome 5 anos, incluyendo un ano de AP en la escuela secundaria. Yo visite la Republica Dominicana en Febrero, donde yo podia hablar con la gente nativa. Hablar espanol en clase es muy diferente hacerlo en el mundo real.

'i took five years including a year of AP in high school. i visited the DR in february where i could talk to the native people. speaking in spanish class is very different than doing in the real world.'

Originally posted by: Shawn

there is no en.

 

[TuxDave]

Originally posted by: ConstipatedVigilante

Originally posted by: Juno

Originally posted by: sdifox

Originally posted by: Juno

si, me hablo en espanol y tu?

judging from this quote, no you don't...

judging doesn't do anything.

i took two years of spanish.

In middle school.

Yo tome 5 anos, incluyendo un ano de AP en la escuela secundaria. Yo visite la Republica Dominicana en Febrero, donde yo podia hablar con la gente nativa. Hablar espanol en clase es muy diferente hacerlo en el mundo real.

I don't know much Spanish but I got hilarious results when I put that in this online translator.

http://www.freetranslation.com/

 

[BoomerD]

Originally posted by: TuxDave

Originally posted by: ConstipatedVigilante

Originally posted by: Juno

Originally posted by: sdifox

Originally posted by: Juno

si, me hablo en espanol y tu?

judging from this quote, no you don't...

judging doesn't do anything.

i took two years of spanish.

In middle school.

Yo tome 5 anos, incluyendo un ano de AP en la escuela secundaria. Yo visite la Republica Dominicana en Febrero, donde yo podia hablar con la gente nativa. Hablar espanol en clase es muy diferente hacerlo en el mundo real.

I don't know much Spanish but I got hilarious results when I put that in this online translator.

http://www.freetranslation.com/

ROFLMFAO!

I take 5 anuses [\b], including an anus of AP in the secondary school. I visit the Dominican Republic in February, where I podia to speak with the native people. Speaking espanol in class is very different to do it in the real world. "

 

[clamum]

Originally posted by: ConstipatedVigilante

Originally posted by: clamum
Maybe it's "puta". I know that word and what it means but the way I've heard this word I'm talking about pronounced, I don't hear the "poo" sound (that's the first syllable of "puta" isn't it?). Maybe the word is French, lol.

Who are you hearing it from? People from different countries have different accents/pronounce things differently. Some words have different meanings too, like the differences between British English and American English. For example, Spaniards put a lisp on their z's and c's and pronounce y's as j's. Dominicans don't pronounce s's most of the time.

It's from a French guy so yeah his pronounciation is a little different.

I asked him what it meant and he said similar to "son of a bitch" or "fuck". He seems to say it when things go wrong, lol.

 

[sdifox]

Originally posted by: Juno

Originally posted by: sdifox

Originally posted by: Juno

si, me hablo en espanol y tu?

judging from this quote, no you don't...

judging doesn't do anything.

i took two years of spanish.

You had 2 years of Spanish and that is the best you came up with? Did you cheat your way through?

I have a minor in Spanish and lived in Buenos Aires for 7 years.

In fact your Spanish skills are worse than my Cyrillic skills. And I don't know Russian.

 

[BoomerD]

pinche (peenchay) is fuck (or close to it)
hijo - de - a - perra directly translates, but is NOT the correct expression for SOB
(don't remember the exact translation)

PITO is the slang term for penis.

 

[sdifox]

Originally posted by: BoomerD

hijo - de - a - perra directly translates, but is NOT the correct expression for SOB
(don't remember the exact translation)

Hijo de puta would be the correct term.


Personally, I prefer "La puta madre que te parió".

 

[TehMac]

If it's pita or pito it sounds like penis.

 

[sdifox]

Originally posted by: TuxDave

Originally posted by: ConstipatedVigilante

Originally posted by: Juno

Originally posted by: sdifox

Originally posted by: Juno

si, me hablo en espanol y tu?

judging from this quote, no you don't...

judging doesn't do anything.

i took two years of spanish.

In middle school.

Yo tome 5 anos, incluyendo un ano de AP en la escuela secundaria. Yo visite la Republica Dominicana en Febrero, donde yo podia hablar con la gente nativa. Hablar espanol en clase es muy diferente hacerlo en el mundo real.

I don't know much Spanish but I got hilarious results when I put that in this online translator.

http://www.freetranslation.com/

That's because anos got translated as anus... he didn't type años.

 

[TehMac]

Originally posted by: eaj0010

Originally posted by: rasczak
pinche madre. tu eres culo.

FAIL

<--Spaniard

Ya Srsly.



<-----White as fuck.

 

[Shawn]

Originally posted by: Juno

Originally posted by: Shawn

there is no en.

It should be Sí, yo hablo español y tu? Which translates to Yes, I speak Spanish and you?

 

[Shawn]

Originally posted by: TuxDave

Originally posted by: ConstipatedVigilante

Originally posted by: Juno

Originally posted by: sdifox

Originally posted by: Juno

si, me hablo en espanol y tu?

judging from this quote, no you don't...

judging doesn't do anything.

i took two years of spanish.

In middle school.

Yo tome 5 anos, incluyendo un ano de AP en la escuela secundaria. Yo visite la Republica Dominicana en Febrero, donde yo podia hablar con la gente nativa. Hablar espanol en clase es muy diferente hacerlo en el mundo real.

I don't know much Spanish but I got hilarious results when I put that in this online translator.

http://www.freetranslation.com/

it's because it's supposed to be años not anos. Año=year, ano=anus

 

[sdifox]

Originally posted by: Shawn

Originally posted by: TuxDave

Originally posted by: ConstipatedVigilante

Originally posted by: Juno

Originally posted by: sdifox

Originally posted by: Juno

si, me hablo en espanol y tu?

judging from this quote, no you don't...

judging doesn't do anything.

i took two years of spanish.

In middle school.

Yo tome 5 anos, incluyendo un ano de AP en la escuela secundaria. Yo visite la Republica Dominicana en Febrero, donde yo podia hablar con la gente nativa. Hablar espanol en clase es muy diferente hacerlo en el mundo real.

I don't know much Spanish but I got hilarious results when I put that in this online translator.

http://www.freetranslation.com/

it's because it's supposed to be años not anos. Año=year, ano=anus

lol I swear there is an echo in here.

 

[BoomerD]

Originally posted by: sdifox

Originally posted by: BoomerD

hijo - de - a - perra directly translates, but is NOT the correct expression for SOB
(don't remember the exact translation)

Hijo de puta would be the correct term.


Personally, I prefer "La puta madre que te parió".

That's teh one. I don't think that's a phrase my profesora is gonna be teaching in this semester's Spanish 101...