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Anyone seen that constipation medicine commercial with those Japanese guys?

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TommyVercetti

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Constipation is when you have to go all the time right?

Well anyways there is this medicine for this drug called Entymze or something like that. Basically it shows a White male in a Japanese restaurant negotiating a deal with some Japanese business men. He has to REALLY go, but he can't, so he is sitting very very stiff (clenching I guess). They start the deal with $1 Million. He doesn't say anything, just sitting stiff. The Japanese business men say "Very Stiff Man". They offer $2 Million. Still "stiff". Then they finally get frustrated and offer $5 Million, at which the man just barely nods his head a little. You gotta see it, it's really really funny.
 
Boy, you've got the commercial ALL wrong.

Enzyte is for "natural male enhancement" according to their other commercials. IE: Penis pills.

The Japanese men are intimidated by the american, because he has such a large penis (due to taking Enzyte). Japanese men stereotypically have small penises.

I'm honestly surprised there hasn't been a big outcry about this commercial yet. It was pretty obvious to me the first time I saw it
 
Originally posted by: MrBond
Boy, you've got the commercial ALL wrong.

Enzyte is for "natural male enhancement" according to their other commercials. IE: Penis pills.

The Japanese men are intimidated by the american, because he has such a large penis (due to taking Enzyte). Japanese men stereotypically have small penises.

I'm honestly surprised there hasn't been a big outcry about this commercial yet. It was pretty obvious to me the first time I saw it
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For real esse? Since when did this "natural male enhancement" drug move from sending spam to actual television? DAMN!
 
This reminds me of that South Park episode, "tampopomon" or whatever, where that Japanese toymaker tries to create an army of brainwashed kids to take over the USA. It was awesome!
 
Originally posted by: MazerRackham
This reminds me of that South Park episode, "tampopomon" or whatever, where that Japanese toymaker tries to create an army of brainwashed kids to take over the USA. It was awesome!
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Honestly, if I hadn't seen that "Chinpokomon" episode, I'd have never known about that stereotype.

And yeah, I'm being serious. Check out http://www.enzyte.com. I saw ads for it all the time during football season, some of them are pretty racy (there's one where a guy dives into a pool, comes out and you see his swimtrunks floating in the water. The entire pool crowd is staring at his crotch. It's the same guy in the Japan commercial you're talking about
 
Originally posted by: TommyVercetti
Originally posted by: bradruth
Seriously...you were WAY off there. :disgust:
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I am a just an innocent kid who can't tell the difference between constipation and a stiffy
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Would you like me to show you some graphic diagrams?
 
Originally posted by: TommyVercetti
Originally posted by: bradruth
Seriously...you were WAY off there. :disgust:
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I am a just an innocent kid who can't tell the difference between constipation and a stiffy
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You don't seem to know what constipation is either
 
LOL I REMEMBER THIS COMMERCIAL!!! I LAUGHED SOOOO HARD!

espsically when the product name came out "male enchancement balbhablh" LOLOL

 
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