phobia's are usually based on latin version's of what the phobia is about, look for someplace with a latin dictionary, and have a good run with it, gary larson made up a few good ones, anitadeaphobia-fear of being watched by a duck and luposlipaphobia fear of being chased by timber wolves around a kitchen table while wearing socks on a newly waxed floor. those are nearly direct farside quotes from the 10th aniversery book, which i have nearly memerized