anyone know anything about pants?

[rudeguy]

Surely this is something I can fix at home. I am currently too fat for my pants. How can I fix this?

 

[loup garou]

Step 1:
Stop Posting.

 

[Evadman]

Turkey baster and a sharp knife.

 

[Nebor]

Originally posted by: werk
Step 1:
Stop Posting.

Step 2:
Excercise.

 

[xcript]

PANTS !!!

 

[sonambulo]

exercise. and buy dickies from now on. they stay fresh if you treat 'em right (like a laaaaaaaa-dy) and they all have a "let out" feature built in. for when you get too fat.

barring that, don't let yourself go.

 

[Pliablemoose]

Anyone see the SNL skit about Mommy Jeans with the new front ass option?

 

[TheAudit]

Originally posted by: Evadman
Turkey baster and a sharp knife.

I?d substitute a wet/dry vac for the baster.

 

[Kadarin]

You have a few options:

1. Liposuction (the turkey baster/vacuum method sounds doable)
2. Do not wear pants (the chicks sure dig those skidmarked tighty whities)
3. Get off your fat ass and exercise (nothing replaces the feeling of all that fat jiggling as you're jogging down the street)
4. Stomach stapling surgery (hey, who needs to exercise, anyway)
5. Wear your existing pants without buttoning them (hey, start a new trend!)
6. Buy those 42" waist pants you've been lusting after (yes, just give up! but that costs money, so... see option #1)

 

[JetBlack69]

<homer>I have misplaced my pants.</homer>

 

[jagec]

go naked or in your underwear?

 

[AcidicFury]

a. lose weight
b. tailor

 

[iamme]

two words: moo moo

 

[klah]

judge's robe?

 

[Klixxer]

Can't help much, all i know is that on women, pants are better off than on.

 

[Schadenfroh]

do what i did, atkins it, went from 210 to 153 in 2 months, dont reccomend it tho, but it worked fast for me, course i went from now exercise to 2 miles a day.

 

[monk3y]

Move the button over... Granted I'm hoping that you know how to sew a button on.

 

[ElFenix]

Originally posted by: Schadenfroh
do what i did, atkins it, went from 210 to 153 in 2 months, dont reccomend it tho, but it worked fast for me, course i went from now exercise to 2 miles a day.

just two miles? of what? swimming?

 

[neutralizer]

Originally posted by: Klixxer
Can't help much, all i know is that on women, pants are better off than on.

cheers! :beer: