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anyone know anything about pants?

exercise. and buy dickies from now on. they stay fresh if you treat 'em right (like a laaaaaaaa-dy) and they all have a "let out" feature built in. for when you get too fat.

barring that, don't let yourself go.
 
You have a few options:

1. Liposuction (the turkey baster/vacuum method sounds doable)
2. Do not wear pants (the chicks sure dig those skidmarked tighty whities)
3. Get off your fat ass and exercise (nothing replaces the feeling of all that fat jiggling as you're jogging down the street)
4. Stomach stapling surgery (hey, who needs to exercise, anyway)
5. Wear your existing pants without buttoning them (hey, start a new trend!)
6. Buy those 42" waist pants you've been lusting after (yes, just give up! but that costs money, so... see option #1)
 
do what i did, atkins it, went from 210 to 153 in 2 months, dont reccomend it tho, but it worked fast for me, course i went from now exercise to 2 miles a day.
 
Originally posted by: Schadenfroh
do what i did, atkins it, went from 210 to 153 in 2 months, dont reccomend it tho, but it worked fast for me, course i went from now exercise to 2 miles a day.
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just two miles? of what? swimming?
 
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