I want to bring up a few etiquette points.
You fuck up my woods I'll fuck up you!
- Pack out your trash. This includes your toilet paper. If you need TP to wipe, you need to pack it out with you. Don't bury it, don't burn it, pack it out. Your local backpacking shop will have bags that are designed to contain this type of waste. Or you could use a series of ziplocks if you are worried about it.
- Dig a hole when you poop. This takes a little bit of planning, unless you are pretty fast with your spade. Six to eight inches deep, no exceptions!
- Don't wash yourself in a stream or lake. Carry that water several hundred feet away and wash on the dirt. If you are going to be jumping in any lakes or rivers, make sure they are fucking big. Lakes = big enough to water ski on, rivers = big enough to drown horses in
- Leave the stuff you find. You find a cool looking animal skull? Sweet, I want to see it to so leave it there!
- If you build something you best break it down in a way so that no one would know it was there. It's pretty awesome to build your own structure to sleep under, just break it down when you are done
- Fires OMG do I hate seeing a firepit way out in the woods. If it's a high traffic area, then yes they make sense. For god's sake man don't make your own fire ring or pit. If there is one already there then feel free to use it. Don't break branches off of trees, "dead and down" wood only please. This means branches that you can pick up without having to destroy anything! And for fucks sake, if you do build a fire outside of an established fire area SCATTER YOUR ASHES! This means of a 50yd radius. For fucks sake man!
- Don't disturb, or feed, wildlife. Period. You see two animals fucking? You GTFO. You see a birds nest on the ground, you GTFO!
- If you make a fuck tonne of noise while I'm near you I'll fucking shoot you!
Lastly, I'm gonna pull a page off the LNT website
Travel and Camp on Durable Surfaces
Durable surfaces include established trails and campsites, rock, gravel, dry grasses or snow.
Protect riparian areas by camping at least 200 feet from lakes and streams. Can't stress that one enough.
Good campsites are found, not made. Altering a site is not necessary.
In popular areas:
-Concentrate use on existing trails and campsites.
-Walk single file in the middle of the trail, even when wet or muddy.
-Keep campsites small. Focus activity in areas where vegetation is absent.
In pristine areas:
-Disperse use to prevent the creation of campsites and trails.
-Avoid places where impacts are just beginning. If you can see evidence of other people you should go camp somewhere else!