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Anyone here wear Body Armor?

Andrew1990

Andrew1990

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Well I found some body armor in my back closet and was thinking of wearing it under my clothes. The thing is though I am not sure if it would be comfortable throughout the day and if it is even legal to wear it out in public.

Does anyone else wear body armor for the heck of it?
 
I wear something like this, but there are a lot of dragons and ogres on my way to work, so I don't have much of a choice. If your neighborhood is relatively free of fictional monsters, you should be ok in just regular street clothes.

KT
 
Originally posted by: KeithTalent
I wear something like this, but there are a lot of dragons and ogres on my way to work, so I don't have much of a choice. If your neighborhood is relatively free of fictional monsters, you should be ok in just regular street clothes.

KT
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If I saw someone doing that, I'd knock them over just to see if they could pull themselves up🙂.
 
"Anyone here Body Armor? " Well, I'm pretty sure all the posters here started out human and, with a few exceptions, I'm pretty sure no ATOTers were hiding in the back of your closet.
 
Originally posted by: Andrew1990
Originally posted by: lifeobry
Is this a parody? Because if not, I don't even
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No, I am actually wearing it while I am typing right now. It is so far pretty comfortable, but I dont know how to strap it on the correct way.

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Hate to break it to you, but that's a snuggly.

KT
 
Originally posted by: Andrew1990
Originally posted by: lifeobry
Is this a parody? Because if not, I don't even
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No, I am actually wearing it while I am typing right now. It is so far pretty comfortable, but I dont know how to strap it on the correct way.

Body Armor
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What the hell is that? It looks like you're trying to wear an old book bag.
 
Originally posted by: KeithTalent
I wear something like this, but there are a lot of dragons and ogres on my way to work, so I don't have much of a choice. If your neighborhood is relatively free of fictional monsters, you should be ok in just regular street clothes.

KT
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I knew that was someone on AT, didn't think it was you KT. props for wearing it though, thing looks heavy 😉
 
Originally posted by: KeithTalent
I wear something like this, but there are a lot of dragons and ogres on my way to work, so I don't have much of a choice. If your neighborhood is relatively free of fictional monsters, you should be ok in just regular street clothes.

KT
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Looks like you don't wear underwear. :Q
 
Originally posted by: Locut0s
Originally posted by: KeithTalent
I wear something like this, but there are a lot of dragons and ogres on my way to work, so I don't have much of a choice. If your neighborhood is relatively free of fictional monsters, you should be ok in just regular street clothes.

KT
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Looks like you don't wear underwear. :Q
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When you are fighting dragons going commando is really the only option.

KT
 
Originally posted by: KeithTalent
Originally posted by: Locut0s
Originally posted by: KeithTalent
I wear something like this, but there are a lot of dragons and ogres on my way to work, so I don't have much of a choice. If your neighborhood is relatively free of fictional monsters, you should be ok in just regular street clothes.

KT
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Looks like you don't wear underwear. :Q
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When you are fighting dragons going commando is really the only option.

KT
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YOU. ARE. BEOWULF!
 
Originally posted by: GodlessAstronomer
Originally posted by: Andrew1990
Originally posted by: lifeobry
Is this a parody? Because if not, I don't even
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No, I am actually wearing it while I am typing right now. It is so far pretty comfortable, but I dont know how to strap it on the correct way.

Body Armor
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Looks like you're wearing a potato sack.
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To be fair, if he had 10 potato sacks on, it could work. In the old days, Mesoamericans did wear padded cotton armor; obviously, they did not stop bullets.
 
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