It's been a while since I've spent a significant amount of time here. Is the OP trolling us? I'm bored so I'll play along.
Have you also considered a
Best Buy credit card offered by Citibank? You do not have to have a Best Buy account, Best Buy checking account, Citibank checking account, etc. The benefits of a Best Buy credit card are their rewards, 0% financing up to 24 months, no annual fee, etc. Amazon has a larger selection of laptops but this gives you another choice and most likely it will be new with a standard 1 year manufacturer's warranty. No you cannot combine the 10% rewards and 0% financing offer, it's one or the other..
Assuming you apply, are approved and they're offering 0% for 24 months; on a $2000 laptop you could pay $83.33 per month or more and pay it off sooner. If you were to pay $150 a month it would be paid off early in 13 1/3 months, the laptop would probably lose 40-50% in value and you'd still be posting interesting questions like this. In a weird way you're keeping ATOT live, perhaps they should pay you???