Anyone here good a writing emails?

[Pikaboo]

Hello, I am having trouble constructing a simple email to my boss, may someone help me out? I really appreciated. Pm me please and i give you the details?

 

[WaTaGuMp]

Dear boss, I would like a raise, if not, then fuck you, love employee.

 

[John Connor]

English Isn't your first language, is it?

 

[Pikaboo]

English Isn't your first language, is it?

I am Italian i am still learning lol

 

[WaTaGuMp]

I am Italian i am still learning lol

Dear boss, I got you your favorite Pizza, I would like a raise, if not, then fuck you, love employee.

 

[BoomerD]

Dear Boss man. Whassadamadda for you? I want raise now!

I send my cousin, Guido to collect raise...or you find horse head in you bed.

 

[John Connor]

Ciao, il mio nome è così e così e vorrei un rilancio. Io sono un gran lavoratore e si sforzano di fare il meglio in quello che faccio. Ho messo il 110% in everthing che faccio e sono un ottimo giocatore di squadra.

Tuo, tale e tale

LOL

 

[John Connor]

Dear Boss man. Whassadamadda for you? I want raise now!

I send my cousin, Guido to collect raise...or you find horse head in you bed.

You're thinking of Sicily.

 

[WaTaGuMp]

Oh great, the fucking Italians are taking over AT.

 

[John Connor]

LOL

 

[rudeguy]

Oh great, the fucking Italians are taking over AT.

We attack through Sicily!

 

[Puppies04]

Dear sir

I am aware that I answered the advert for this job and told you I am fully qualified however the definition of "plumber" in America is a lot different from what I was used to back home.

You keep sending me to jobs to fix pipes but I am unable to climb down them to collect the coins. Furthermore I have yet to see 1 female who could be described as a "princess", most of them are clinically obese.

I would also like to point out that your HR department is not helping me to do my job, I have sent several requests for super mushrooms and have yet to recieve any.

Yours faithfully

M

 

[WaTaGuMp]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sFacWGBJ_cs

 

[Scarinx]

This thread lol

 

[Aldon]

You're thinking of Sicily.

The Godfather!