quixtar sux. some dude was trying to recruit me in compusa last year. dude just walks up to me and goes...
him: so, you in the market for a cdrw?
me: nah... just browsing. getting ready for black friday
him: yeah, good idea. so what school do u go to?
me: well, i got kicked out of harvard and i go to yale. but i work at harvard now.
him: oh i see. have you ever thought about going into business for yourself?
me: yeah, but each time i get an idea, it gets shot down becuz the start up costs are just too much.
him: true. what kinda business would u want to be in? what kinda stuff do u like?
me: computers and stuff.
him: great. listen... i have my own business. i am looking for a few good people to help me out. you look like a very intelligent guy, and i could use a young person like you. would you be interested in hearing more about it?
me: uhh... ok. what kinda business is it?
him: it's an ecommerce business. i have my own website and all.
me: oh really? what is the url?
him: well, you'd need to have a username and password to get into the website, so its pretty useless for me to give u the url now. do you have a number where i can give u a call? here... take my card.
so whatever. at this point, i had no idea what the heck he was talking about. its like when i asked him about his business, he tells me ecommerce. thanx genius! thats like me asking him "so what do u like to eat" and he says "food".
anyway, so like a week goes by and i get this call outta nowhere from this dude. basically, we make an appointment to go to a seminar about his busniess at some hotel. he's all telling me to dress business oriented and sh!t (suit and tie). i really didn't want to do it becuz i am lazy and it was sounding kinda fishy being he's barely telling me anything about his business. for all i know he might be running a pr0n site from that hotel, and he wants me to feature model that nite. i really did not want anything to do with this stuff, but he seemed like a nice guy and i found it hard to say no. what a sucker eh?
anyway, i go there and there are a surprising number of ppl there. i would say a good 60 people (but now that i think about it, probably 45 of them were their own goons). so they give this presentation about how e-business is the wave of the future... and that within the next 10 years... B&M shopping malls will be pretty much obsolete in favor of online malls. they go on about "franchising"... basically comparing themselves to McDonalds. they throw a bunch of statistics at us (ie - how their company gets more hits per day than amazon.com), and tell us about their partners, which include microsoft, ibm, cisco, etc. the idiot that i am, i was quite impressed. then they have all these dudes come up and talk about how they "made it in the business". they give their testimonials about how great it is and how their family is financially secure and chillin' at home all day. at the end, they talk about some HUGE convention they just so happen to be having in virginia this weekend (i am in NJ). "it's so great", "you'll learn so much", "i'm so excited", "you have to go, it will change your life"... this was the kinda BS being thrown into my face.
the meeting ends, and i go with whoever the prick is that i was with. lets call him prick. so prick and i sit down in the lounge of the hotel and he's asking me if i'm excited, and isn't this a great opportunity? it was so funny too, becuz he was so obviously faking it. he's trying to act as if he was genuinely pumped up, but i just didn't get that vibe of him being sincere and really excited. anyway, he automatically assumes i am going down to virginia that weekend, and ask me for arrangements to meet up and stuff. WHOA NELLY! hold your horses buddy. dialog was something like this:
him: so you'll be coming down to virginia with me and my partners. we already have a hotel room booked.
me: well, it sounds great and all, but i don't think i can make it.
him: no? why not? this is an incredible business opportunity. this is an anual convention... it only happens once a year. you really should go.
me: as great as it sounds, i really can't. i have an exam on monday, and being that i am trying to get my grades up so i can transfer back to harvard, i really don't think i should mess up this exam.
him: you look like a smart guy. i am sure the exam will work itself out. come with us.
me: *dumbfounded look*
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well anyway, i got him off my back about going to virginia. we went back and forth about the same sh!t for a good 15 minutes and in the end, i was like "look, i appreciate your concern, but you're not gonna change my mind". or something like that. so he gives me this tape to listen to and some brochures to check out. so next week rolls around and i've been doing some research about quixtar. i been reading up websites from a search on google, and a great number of ppl do not think very highly of them. i read about how a lot of ppl was sold the quixtar dream, but didn't make it and lost $$$. so i decided then and there that i wanted out. i have yet to put any $$$ into this business, nor do i plan to. so i call up prick and tell him i have to give him back his brochures and tapes. i get to his house...
him: hey, come on in.
me: hey prick, here's your stuff. so how was the convention?
him: oh... yeah, it was so awesome. you really should've went. i learned so much.
me: well, i'm glad u enjoyed it. anyway, i wanted to talk to you about the business.
him: ok, sure. have a seat.
me: oh... no thanx, i won't be staying long. i just wanted to let you know that i don't think this business is right for me.
him: oh? can you tell me why you feel that way?
me: i've been doing a little research on quixtar, and i just feel that this is not the kinda business i want to be in.
him: what about you're dreams? what about being able to retire your parents? what about being able to retire at age 30? don't you want that?
me: of course i do. but i don't feel this is the right path for me.
him: so just out of curiousity, what did you hear that was so bad that you want to get out of this business?
me: well, i don't think thats really important.
him: i bet you read the article from [
some dude... i forgot his name] right?
me: actually, no i did not. i have seen his name mentioned tho, but his articles have been removed from most websites becuz of some legal actions.
him: why do you believe those websites?
me: why should i believe you?
him: well, would those ppl invite you to their own home?
me: i don't know, but just becuz u invited me to your house does not mean i should trust you or believe what you say. and anyway, i am only hearing one perspective from you. of course you're not going to tell me the pro's and con's of the business. i'm just a recruit for you, so of course you are gonna tell me the business is awesome.
him: well i am not gonna be responsible for your financial future. remember what you said about helping your parents? they raised you for 20+ years and here is your chance to give back to them.
me: i've also read more then a few testimonials about ppl who lost a lot of money in quixtar. their uplines tells them its ok, and to keep putting money in. it will all come back eventually. so they do, and they never see a penny of it back.
him: i'm glad you mentioned that, becuz i was going to show you a check i just recieved today from the business for $2000.
me: good for you. i am glad you are succeeding. but i still do not feel that i will be want to be in this business.
man i was like arguing with the dude. he was getting all pissed off too... trying to lay a guilt trip on me. i pretty much had to run out and slam the door shut in the middle of his next retort. so anyway... yeah... quixtar... i think its bad news. wow... this might be the longest post i ever had. is anyone going to read it all the way thru, or have i just wasted 40 minutes?
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