anyone have experience or suggestions on WEDDING speeches?

[THELAIR]

I have a wedding coming up this week, to which I have been requested to perform a speech at.

Public speaking engagments is not the problem, I've done alot of them and present in front of hundreds of people on a monthly basis, however, when you dont know what ot say, it is really hard.

other htan recording a bunch of "the wedding story" tv shows, and writing down what the poor saps on there are saying, i was curious if anyone know of a web site or page that could help point out some of the things to say.

I know this sounds lame, and im sure i could "wing it" by going up there and just blabbering off the top of my head, but its easier when you have some sort of a guideline to go by and fill in.

thxs

 

[Viper GTS]

(Bride), I'd like to thank you for last night. You were amazing. I wasn't able to walk until 20 minutes before I was supposed to be here. The scratches on my back should heal, don't worry about them. By the time you're back they'll be nearly gone.

Wait...

That's probably a bad idea.

Viper GTS

 

[RGN]

Originally posted by: Viper GTS
(Bride), I'd like to thank you for last night. You were amazing. I wasn't able to walk until 20 minutes before I was supposed to be here. The scratches on my back should heal, don't worry about them. By the time you're back they'll be nearly gone.

Wait...

That's probably a bad idea.

Viper GTS

THELIAR: Not a hair.

 

[tweakmm]

pull the weding George W. style and then just give your speech toasted 🙂

 

[dakata24]

Originally posted by: Viper GTS
(Bride), I'd like to thank you for last night. You were amazing. I wasn't able to walk until 20 minutes before I was supposed to be here. The scratches on my back should heal, don't worry about them. By the time you're back they'll be nearly gone.

Wait...

That's probably a bad idea.

Viper GTS

ROTFLMAO!

 

[amdskip]

Sorry, I hate speaking in front of people but I'm getting better at it.

 

[JeffSpicoli]

Rent Serendipity. Jeremy Piven gives a pretty amusing wedding speech in that one. The movie was pretty boring, so maybe noone will remember that you plaigerized it.

 

[SHoddyCOmp]

Viper - Good one 😀