Anyone have a good diagram how to open a milk carton?

quikah

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Apparently the very simple instructions on the carton itself are too difficult for the morons I work with. I tried searching for a detailed diagram, but I can't find anything...
 

Mayne

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there is no diagram...rip it open and hope some of the milk hits your coffee mug.
 

John Connor

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Just post a memo saying if you don't open this milk carton up right your freaking face will end up on the side of it!
 
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nakedfrog

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This is America. You chamber a round and shoot that fscker open if it gives you lip.
 

Eug

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Just twist off the cap.

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sdifox

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Apparently the very simple instructions on the carton itself are too difficult for the morons I work with. I tried searching for a detailed diagram, but I can't find anything...

Give them a pair of shears. Tell them to cut the tab off from the top. Open box. Pour.
 

BudAshes

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The key is to karate chop at an upward angle, most people go high to low and that is a mistake.