Anyone got plans for building antipersonnel mortars?

[beer]

I need one really quick to take out the obnoxious motherfsckers above my girlfriend's apartment now. This is the third night in a row where they've had 50+ people in a 2 bedroom apartment and I got a fscking scratch on my car last month when they did this same thing.

It doesn't bother me at all until they start fighting.

 

[rival]

call reno 911!

 

[TheBoyBlunder]

1) pick up phone.
2) call police.
3) complain about noise, maybe mention someone screaming and noise like someone got shot.
4) in a few hours, enjoy the silence.

/this post is not to be taken seriously.

 

[Goosemaster]

Originally posted by: TheBoyBlunder
1) pick up phone.
2) call police.
3) complain about noise, maybe mention someone screaming and noise like someone got shot.
4) in a few hours, enjoy the silence.

/this post is not to be taken seriously.

5) tell them you smell marijuana:evil:

 

[rival]

Originally posted by: Goosemaster

Originally posted by: TheBoyBlunder
1) pick up phone.
2) call police.
3) complain about noise, maybe mention someone screaming and noise like someone got shot.
4) in a few hours, enjoy the silence.

/this post is not to be taken seriously.

5) tell them you smell marijuana:evil:

4.5) hide stash

 

[robh23]

the avengers handbook would suggest injectibg foxes piss into their car via the seal in their window - unfortunately it doesnt suggest how to get it in the first place. you could just smear some butter on the part of their exhaust that gets very hot.

 

[Pliablemoose]

Originally posted by: robh23
the avengers handbook would suggest injectibg foxes piss into their car via the seal in their window - unfortunately it doesnt suggest how to get it in the first place. you could just smear some butter on the part of their exhaust that gets very hot.

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[Gravity]

You'll get better results with a claymore. Mortars are longer range weapons and need to be sighted in a with a few rounds as well as seating the base plate.

Claymores can be placed in a secure location and remotely detonated.

However, you'll be in a heap of sh!t when it goes off, likely destroying the building.

 

[robh23]

Originally posted by: Pliablemoose

Originally posted by: robh23
the avengers handbook would suggest injectibg foxes piss into their car via the seal in their window - unfortunately it doesnt suggest how to get it in the first place. you could just smear some butter on the part of their exhaust that gets very hot.

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lol good one avenegers handbook

 

[Goosemaster]

Originally posted by: robh23

Originally posted by: Pliablemoose

Originally posted by: robh23
the avengers handbook would suggest injectibg foxes piss into their car via the seal in their window - unfortunately it doesnt suggest how to get it in the first place. you could just smear some butter on the part of their exhaust that gets very hot.

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lol good one avenegers handbook

:Q