Anyone got good advice for a tard who just spilt beer on his precious cordless keyboard?

[mordantmonkey]

bud is less than 5%. busch is the highest of major domestic beers at like 4.5%.

oh crap i am wrong bud is 5% now.. it used to only be like 4.3 thenit went up to 4.6 in '96 now it is 5.0%

 

[shud]

News to me. I can't believe suckers actually call Bud "Bud Diesel".

Drink some malt liquor. :/

 

[Kelemvor]

Originally posted by: overturfa
Umm... buy a new keyboard??

 

[MrChad]

Isn't it a little early to be drinking?

 

[dug777]

Originally posted by: shud
News to me. I can't believe suckers actually call Bud "Bud Diesel".

Drink some malt liquor. :/

personally i like stuff up to about Coopers Sparkling (5.8%) for a big night, no stronger. I like stouts (the Coopers is 6.8% IIRC), but i'd have a few with dinner, not to get drunk on...

 

[shud]

Originally posted by: dug777

Originally posted by: shud
News to me. I can't believe suckers actually call Bud "Bud Diesel".

Drink some malt liquor. :/

personally i like stuff up to about Coopers Sparkling (5.8%) for a big night, no stronger. I like stouts (the Coopers is 6.8% IIRC), but i'd have a few with dinner, not to get drunk on...

They have Strongbow over there? Stuff is awesome

 

[Heisenberg]

Originally posted by: MrChad
Isn't it a little early to be drinking?

He's in Australia.

 

[MrChad]

Originally posted by: Heisenberg

Originally posted by: MrChad
Isn't it a little early to be drinking?

He's in Australia.

Ah.

Cheers then :beer:

 

[klah]

upgrade

 

[slurmsmackenzie]

considering you need to drink your beer with a straw.....FVCKING IMPOSSIBLE

 

[Nebben]

Originally posted by: shud
News to me. I can't believe suckers actually call Bud "Bud Diesel".

Drink some malt liquor. :/

Or try a Barleywine or something that isn't made from ass

 

[Otaking]

Originally posted by: shud

Originally posted by: dug777

Originally posted by: thechinesehero

Originally posted by: dug777

Originally posted by: HomeBrewerDude
thats going to be a sticky mess...

on a lighter note, what kind of beer was it?

Cooper's Pale Ale.

is that cheap beer? i <3 miller high life

it's a fairly expensive full strength (4.5% IIRC) Australian brewed ale...

Very tasty, a little light, but very full flavoured and fruity tones

4.5% is not full strength. WTF? Natty light is 4.2% and that's wattered down (albeit the nectar of cheap beers in the states). Try some Steel Reserve High Gravity for full strength.

OMG, Natty Light is the worst tasting piss-sh!t I have ever drank. Never again will I subject myself to the pain. Oh, the horror.