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anyone familier with Florida politicians?

QED

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Cliffs: Is there a website that has an archived list of Florida State Senators and Representatives? Something with ages and/or pics?


Long story: my friend meets this hot red-haired olderish (late 30s, very early 40s) woman who says her name is Rain (maybe Rayne? Or Rainn??) at a club. They flirt and dance the whole night and after a few drinks, they go back to her hotel room for some fun (and apparently there was a lot of fun...he took pictures of the festivities). Just before she leaves she gives him her cell number. She tells him, "Call me again for another date when you can figure out my real name..." He asks how in the world is he supposed to know what her real name is... and she starts giving him clues. She tells him that she used to be a mildly well-known politician in Florida. Supposedly she was in office 6 years, but she wouldn't say in what role exactly.

"Senator?" he asked, thinking she was joking.

"Uh, no....", she laughed back.

"Congressman?" he asked.

"You mean congresswoman?", she corrected him, and paused for a long while. "Maybe..."

"State senator?". "Maybe..."

"State representative?" "Maybe..."

"Mayor?" "Uh... no they're not that well known... you should have enought information now."

And with that, she left.

So since then, he's enlisted my help looking through Florida eletion results trying to figure out who she might be and what her name is (Afterall, there aren't that many young, hot, red-haired female policitions around), but with no luck so far (no recent former Congresswomen from Florida seem to fit her profile).

Is there a website that lists former State Senators or Representatives? Or anyone from Florida recall ever having a relatively young, red-haired female State Representative or Senator?

The more I think about this, the more I start to wonder if she is just playing a practical joke on him... lol...
 
Originally posted by: QED
Cliffs: Is there a website that has an archived list of Florida State Senators and Representatives? Something with ages and/or pics?


Long story: my friend meets this hot red-haided olderish (late 30s, very early 40s) woman who says her name is Rain (maybe Rayne? Or Rainn??) at a club. They flirt and dance the whole night and after a few drinks, they go back to her hotel room for some fun (and apparently there was a lot of fun...he took pictures of the festivities). Just before she leaves she gives him her cell number. She tells him, "Call me again for another date when you can figure out my real name..." He asks how in the world is he supposed to know what her real name is... and she starts giving him clues. She tells him that she used to be a mildly well-known politician in Florida. Supposedly she was in office 6 years, but she wouldn't say in what role exactly.

"Senator?" he asked, thinking she was joking.

"Uh, no....", she laughed back.

"Congressman?" he asked.

"You mean congresswoman?", she corrected him, and paused for a long while. "Maybe..."

"State senator?". "Maybe..."

"State representative?" "Maybe..."

"Mayor?" "Uh... no they're not that well known... you should have enought information now."

And with that, she left.

So since then, he's enlisted my help looking through Florida eletion results trying to figure out who she might be and what her name is (Afterall, there aren't that many young, hot, red-haired female policitions around), but with no luck so far (no recent former Congresswomen from Florida seem to fit her profile).

Is there a website that lists former State Senators or Representatives? Or anyone from Florida recall ever having a relatively young, red-haired female State Representative or Senator?

The more I think about this, the more I start to wonder if she is just playing a practical joke on him... lol...

It sounds like she was just pulling his fvcking chain.....
 
Originally posted by: QED
Originally posted by: elmer92413
Wikipedia has a list for everything:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/C...legislators_in_Florida

Damn, that would be handy if they had a list from 4 years or so ago. If she ever really was in office, she is definately out of it now...

Ya, looks like that page was only recently created....
But not the pages with both genders:
http://en.wikipedia.org/w/inde...tatives&oldid=16949145
That's the oldest (Nov 2004) version for the Florida House.
http://en.wikipedia.org/w/inde...enators&oldid=16949159
Nov 2004 of the Florida Senate
 
Oh Dear God . . .

Nooooooooooooooo!

The girrrrl who helped give us President Dumya? In that case, I hope your friend fucked her good, because she sure fucked us. :shocked: :| 😛 :laugh:


Lol, got yer red hair right here . . . for KatheRAIN.

Uhhhhh, just how drunk was your buddy, and how dim was the lighting in that bar, lolololololololol.

:shocked:

How quickly we forget:

As Secretary of State for the State of Florida, Harris was a central figure in the 2000 US presidential election in Florida. Harris was integral in the purging of thousands of voters from registration roles, mainly blacks and other democractic leanly constituencies. Many of the purged voters had done nothing to warrant purging. Harris certified that the Republican candidate, then-Texas Governor George W. Bush, had defeated the Democratic candidate, then-Vice President Al Gore, in the popular vote of Florida and thus certified the Republican slate of electors. The margin separating Bush from Gore was 537 votes. Harris ordered a halt after several recounts. Her ruling was challenged, and she prevailed in the first court of jurisdiction, and then overturned on appeal by the Florida Supreme Court.

Jeb was widely reported to be porking her, as well.
 
Originally posted by: ddjkdg
Call her from a random phone and say "sorry, who is this? I think I may have the wrong number"

If she's actually well known at all, no way she'll say who it is.
 
First thing that came to mind.

I don't know if county judges really count as "politicians" though. Vid is worth watching anyway for the unbelievable douchebaggery of the subject, the hotness of the judge, and the ownage at the end 🙂

EDIT: Nvm, from the description you gave it sounds like this isn't her. I'll leave the link anyways.
 
Originally posted by: QED
after a few drinks, they go back to her hotel room for some fun (and apparently there was a lot of fun...he took pictures of the festivities).

Classy.

But it gives you a solution: If you forward those pictures to your local scandal rag, they will gladly hunt down her identity and smear it all over the front page.
 
Originally posted by: jagec
Originally posted by: QED
after a few drinks, they go back to her hotel room for some fun (and apparently there was a lot of fun...he took pictures of the festivities).

Classy.

But it gives you a solution: If you forward those pictures to your local scandal rag, they will gladly hunt down her identity and smear it all over the front page.

....but post all those pics here first otherwise BAN!
 
Originally posted by: Black88GTA
First thing that came to mind.

I don't know if county judges really count as "politicians" though. Vid is worth watching anyway for the unbelievable douchebaggery of the subject, the hotness of the judge, and the ownage at the end 🙂

EDIT: Nvm, from the description you gave it sounds like this isn't her. I'll leave the link anyways.

Holy crap that's hilarious!
 
Originally posted by: Perknose
Oh Dear God . . .

Nooooooooooooooo!

The girrrrl who helped give us President Dumya? In that case, I hope your friend fucked her good, because she sure fucked us. :shocked: :| 😛 :laugh:


Lol, got yer red hair right here . . . for KatheRAIN.

Uhhhhh, just how drunk was your buddy, and how dim was the lighting in that bar, lolololololololol.

:shocked:

How quickly we forget:

As Secretary of State for the State of Florida, Harris was a central figure in the 2000 US presidential election in Florida. Harris was integral in the purging of thousands of voters from registration roles, mainly blacks and other democractic leanly constituencies. Many of the purged voters had done nothing to warrant purging. Harris certified that the Republican candidate, then-Texas Governor George W. Bush, had defeated the Democratic candidate, then-Vice President Al Gore, in the popular vote of Florida and thus certified the Republican slate of electors. The margin separating Bush from Gore was 537 votes. Harris ordered a halt after several recounts. Her ruling was challenged, and she prevailed in the first court of jurisdiction, and then overturned on appeal by the Florida Supreme Court.

Jeb was widely reported to be porking her, as well.

Nice work! She looks like a cougar.
 
Originally posted by: Black88GTA
First thing that came to mind.

I don't know if county judges really count as "politicians" though. Vid is worth watching anyway for the unbelievable douchebaggery of the subject, the hotness of the judge, and the ownage at the end 🙂

EDIT: Nvm, from the description you gave it sounds like this isn't her. I'll leave the link anyways.

haha, what an ass.
 
What elected official in their right mind would hook up at a night club, and then allow theirself to be "photographed" during "festivities"?

I don't care how drunk or high or stupid politicians are... that's blackmail bait right there!

/shens
 
I don't know but in this 'shitty economy' there is dude with State Legislator plates driving around Palm Beach County in a bright yellow 2009 Z06.

Must be stimulating the economy.
 
Originally posted by: SunnyD
What elected official in their right mind would hook up at a night club, and then allow theirself to be "photographed" during "festivities"?

I don't care how drunk or high or stupid politicians are... that's blackmail bait right there!

/shens

because it's a crime for an unmarried political person to go to a night club?

Anyway if you check the Palm Beach social calendar websites you will see various politicians at night clubs, being photographed, etc.
 
this is the type of story that can only be ended with your friend finding out the night of wild passion was with a women who used to be a dude.

Now hoping that that isn't the case, I can't believe it has been going this long and there still isn't any pics???
 
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