Anyone else suffer from zipper impotence..?

[aphex]

No matter what i do... My zipper is never up.... Its always down there hanging at the bottom, just begging for someone to laugh at me or something...

Anyone else suffer from this horrid condition?

Maybe i could try some flyagra?

 

[boi]

Wear sweats

 

[ThaGrandCow]

Invest in a mumu

 

[xirtam]

Flyagra?

How about duct tape?

 

[RossMAN]

Staple gun

 

[guapo337]

yeah i have one pair of pants where the zipper always falls down. the remedy: wear a belt that keeps the pants tighter at the top. that way, the fly isnt pulled apart from the tension your waist puts on the waist of the pants (hence, released at the zipper).

 

[Hoober]

You could lose some weight. Or buy bigger pants.

 

[Eli]

LOL... flyagra..

Nope, can't say I have that problem.

 

[Mr N8]

Don't have that problem, but I am sure tempted to offer some flyagra to the next person I see like that!

 

[spanky]

as long as the twinkie isn't outta the wrapper... should be a'ight

 

[EvilYoda]

Originally posted by: RossMAN
Staple gun

Dammit, too late...

Maybe put a stickynote somewhere important, so that you see it and nobody else does?

 

[aphex]

Originally posted by: Hoober
You could lose some weight. Or buy bigger pants.

Its not my weight thats causing it, in fact i think that kinda added tension should help hold it up.

 

[dullard]

I've got one pair of slacks that gives me the exact same problem. I had to retire them. They were my favorite dancing slacks too... Not good if the ladies see you coming up with your zipper down when you ask for a close dance (waltz, foxtrot, tango) or even a romantic dance (rumba, nightclub twostep). I'm not at all overweight (128 pounds and 5'9"). It is just a broken zipper. That dang YKK company with their zipper monopoly.

 

[newbiepcuser]

Button fly jeans?

 

[iwearnosox]

There was a guy in our office that people called nuthugger behind his back. You can guess what his problem was...

 

[gwlam12]

hahai have that problem,t oo

 

[cmv]

Originally posted by: guapo337
yeah i have one pair of pants where the zipper always falls down. the remedy: wear a belt that keeps the pants tighter at the top. that way, the fly isnt pulled apart from the tension your waist puts on the waist of the pants (hence, released at the zipper).

I have the exact opposite problem. Without a belt the zipper stays up but if I wear a belt the zipper goes down. I find it to be an odd feeling walking into the bathroom and reaching for the zipper to take a leak and it is already down. Somewhat disturbing! This is a new pair of jeans so maybe I'll see what happens over the next couple wears.

 

[XZeroII]

It learns from it's surroundings...

 

[Zugzwang152]

meh, happens to me all the time

 

[Howard]

I would suggest a combustion-powered nail gun.

 

[ElFenix]

no.

you suck.

 

[GroundZero]

501's will prevent this problem

 

[LordMaul]

Er...do you drool on yourself, too?

 

[Booster]

Anyone else suffer from zipper impotence..?

Imptence? Yes I do.

 

[xirtam]

Takes a lot to stimulate my zipper, if that's what you mean.