Anyone else have the urge to kick puppies?

[preslove]

There's this one dog at my dog park that's about 6" and I have the urge to kick him in the face every time I see him just because he's short. It's funny because he wouldn't even be able to do anything back if I kicked him in the face because I'm 5'4" taller than he is. lol

 

[FuzzyDunlop]

good. its good.
that is all.
good.

 

[Jeeebus]

Jeeebus dog says: I poop on this parody.

 

[BudAshes]

This thread gives me the urge to kick the op in the face.

 

[gorcorps]

this didn't used to say puppies... what's going on here

 

[amdhunter]

I get the urge to lick poopie sometimes.

 

[Jeeebus]

this didn't used to say puppies... what's going on here

He wasn't sure he'd get a vacation with the original title. Now it's crystal clear.

 

[gorcorps]

Didn't it just say dogglets or something? Whatever it was I didn't think it was bad.

 

[preslove]

I get the urge to lick poopie sometimes.

Let me introduce you to Jeeebus. He has a surplus, apparently.

Jeeebus dog says: I poop on this parody.

 

[Barfo]

ban!

 

[FuzzyDunlop]

whoa whoa whoa whats with the title change. This isnt what I signed up for. There is a big difference between kicking a small lap dog and kicking a puppy.
OP you suck.

 

[Capt Caveman]

He knew if he kicked my dachshund my Ridgeback would eat him.

 

[Pray To Jesus]

I get urges to kick cats in the face sometimes, but I never felt that I want to kick a kitten even if the kittens do resemble a fur ball sometimes.

 

[preslove]

whoa whoa whoa whats with the title change. This isnt what I signed up for. There is a big difference between kicking a small lap dog and kicking a puppy.
OP you suck.

I was just clarifying.

I don't like lapdogs much, either. I like to do something else to those:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2kFGxH4wrs4

 

[KaOTiK]

Just cats

 

[KMFJD]

Only when i read a post by Spidey/Patranus

 

[Crono]

No, taking candy from babies is more my thing.

 

[AstroManLuca]

Just cats

You know, it's funny. Cat owners don't seem to violently hate dogs, but a lot of dog owners here are psychopaths who hate cats for some reason.

Calm the fuck down, dog owners.

 

[AstroManLuca]

No, taking candy from babies is more my thing.

 

[schneiderguy]

My name is schneiderguy and I approve of this parody thread.

 

[Ichinisan]

Sociopath tendencies?

 

[Wyndru]

I like tomatoes