Anyone else have a really nice butt?

[qliveur]

I'm starting to like Mila Kunis' butt more and more. Won't be long before Fred Durst knocks the bottom outta that and ruins it for everyone else though.

InB4 Quebert with the Mila Kunis' grossly flat ass pic. D:

I'm an assman, and he's ruined her for me forever. :'(


Oh, and @topic: I have a "brutha butt", and I'm white. My dad has one, too.

 

[JulesMaximus]

I was checking out my butt in the mirror today after I showered and realized that most women would die to have a butt like mine. It's firm, nicely shaped, not too big and not too small. It looks awesome in nice fitting jeans :thumbsup:

I'm sure you're very popular down at the gay bars.

 

[FelixDeCat]

Where do we put the cottage cheese butts?

 

[schneiderguy]

InB4 Quebert with the Mila Kunis' grossly flat ass pic. D:

I'm an assman, and he's ruined her for me forever. :'(


Oh, and @topic: I have a "brutha butt", and I'm white. My dad has one, too.

I'm starting to suspect I'm part black. I have big lips (for a white guy) and a large penis too.

 

[qliveur]

I'm starting to suspect I'm part black. I have big lips (for a white guy) and a large penis too.

I just have the butt.

And I'm so white that I'm pink.

 

[HamburgerBoy]

I'm starting to suspect I'm part black. I have big lips (for a white guy) and a large penis too.

Both lips? Because I have an oddly large lower lip for a pasty white guy, but my upper lip is thin and cruel like all of my fair-skinned kin. I should probably get a collagen injection to balance them out.

 

[BudAshes]

Both lips? Because I have an oddly large lower lip for a pasty white guy, but my upper lip is thin and cruel like all of my fair-skinned kin. I should probably get a collagen injection to balance them out.

just grow a stache.

Also the op better tow the line, if he ever makes it to prison he's fucked. Literally, over and over...

 

[schneiderguy]

Both lips?

Yep. I had a black guy tell me once that "Schneidah, you got dem niggah lips" :awe:

 

[schneiderguy]

Also the op better tow the line, if he ever makes it to prison he's fucked. Literally, over and over...

D:

 

[HamburgerBoy]

just grow a stache.

Also the op better tow the line, if he ever makes it to prison he's fucked. Literally, over and over...

I have small, translucent, blonde hairs on one half of my moustache region. Don't think a real one is an option.

 

[MagickMan]

the secret to a nice badonkadonk is in the red beans and rice

they didn't miss her?

Mine is respectable, step-ups with 40lb dumbbells is the key.

 

[BudAshes]

I have small, translucent, blonde hairs on one half of my moustache region. Don't think a real one is an option.

If chicks can get breast implants you deserve a mustache transplant. Imagine if they could just transplant a tom selek beast onto your top lip.

This could be you:

 

[manlymatt83]

:awe:

Awesome

 

[DisgruntledVirus]

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Nice muscular runner ass


:awe:

Same here. My gf has said many times she wishes she had my ass, and that I have like a perfect ass.

would it be too much to ask for pics in this thread? (no ass zit pics please

Kind of NSFW posting butt pics isn't it?

Oh, and it would be a... dude thread?

 

[Howard]

I have super ass.

 

[Squisher]

Isn't the OP all ass?

 

[Andy22]

Squats and lunges have done wonders for my ace. Hard as a rock. Go ahead...give it a squeeze!

 

[Live2Eat]

I would say I do. :sneaky: I will be honest, I get the comment a lot "You have a nice booty... for a white girl".

 

[schneiderguy]

I would say I do. :sneaky: I will be honest, I get the comment a lot "You have a nice booty... for a white girl".

Pics?

 

[MiniDoom]

i'm a cyclist. I have nice legs with the exception of the hockey puck dent and bike crash scars.

 

[DisgruntledVirus]

If mods wouldn't ban/infract/remove the pic I would post one of mine... but alas... the overlords won't allow it I'm sure

 

[MrsBugi]

I am completely obsessed with my boyfriend's butt haha... It's a classic "bubble butt," round and totally squeeze-able. I'm happy with mine too, excited to make babies with adorable bottoms with him one day lol.

 

[FeuerFrei]

My butt is superfine as well. I just need some sexier jeans to showcase it properly.
Probably no comparison to a female butt.

 

[ViviTheMage]

I was checking out my butt in the mirror today after I showered and realized that most women would die to have a butt like mine. It's firm, nicely shaped, not too big and not too small. It looks awesome in nice fitting jeans :thumbsup:

Me too, many compliments .

 

[qliveur]

I have super ass.

Does it wear a red cape?