Anyone else hate the parents of Haley, Chelsea, Tyler, and Tucker?

[Mill]

I do! You all know exactly what I am talking about. You are cruising down the interstate at about 75-80MPH when you come up on a fvcking LAND BARGE in the left lane doing about 25MPH. You immediately brake(because the land barge is slowing down even more) and you can't help but notice the sick and twisted bumper stickers on the back of the yacht. You might see: "My Son/Daughter is on the Honor Roll at Buttfvck Elementary or C0cksucker Highschool" or maybe you see the MOST irritating thing of all... it might be a megaphone, a soccer ball, a basketball, a football, tennis racquet, etc but it is some little symbol with their little brats name written in. WHO GIVES A FVCK about your kid? We are on the interstate!!! WTF do you think cares? I certainly don't. The crack addict in the right lane trying to go get his rock doesn't, and I am sure the truck driver in the middle lane(who is drinking a beer in his cab at 2PM) doesn't give a goofy goddamn either.

Why do you advertise that crap? I don't care what your kid does. Hell, I don't care what YOU do either, but I am willing to tolerate self-braggadocio, but not your kids braggadocio! Secondly, I don't care for the way you drive. 25 MPH is a DEADLY speed for you to be driving. I understand that your 6000 lb SUV gets better gas mileage at that speed; I understand that your cell phone is ringing off the hook; I understand that your kids are fighting; I understand that you just spilled your coffee on your dress/suit; I understand that you are running late...but for christ sake's please fvcking DRIVE the speed limit.

Edit- The worst thing is that parent's have starting using these trendy names! Haley, Chelsea, Biff, Tucker, Tyler, Hunter, Princess, etc WTF is that sh!t? What happened to Bill, John, Sarah, Amanda, etc?

:disgust:

 

[MercenaryForHire]

:beer:.

Take two and post in the morning.

Or four. Sh!t, make it eight.

- M4H

 

[Feldenak]

Yes, I hate them.

 

[Mill]

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
:beer:.

Take two and post in the morning.

Or four. Sh!t, make it eight.

- M4H

<---Going to the comedy club to do just that.

 

[DainBramaged]

/hiding from millennium

 

[JulesMaximus]

"My Son/Daughter is on the Honor Roll at Buttfvck Elementary or C0cksucker Highschool"

Translation: My son/daughter is completely average and this sticker is a meaningless waste of money used to try to boost my child's sense of self worth, 'cause the little bastard couldn't just try a little harder to succeed could he? No that would put too much pressure on the little fvckwad.

Those stickers are meaningless. I'll never stick one on my car. Unless he graduates from Harvard with honors, then I may consider advertising...hehehe.

 

[Stark]

and i thought i was having a bad day...

 

[BigSmooth]

Don't forget Caitlyn!

 

[petery83]

I don't care much for the "Baby on Board" stickers either

 

[Bootprint]

Edit- The worst thing is that parent's have starting using these trendy names! Haley, Chelsea, Biff, Tucker, Tyler, Hunter, Princess, etc WTF is that sh!t? What happened to Bill, John, Sarah, Amanda, etc?

:disgust:

Bill, John and Sarah. Aren't those the names that the FOBs start using...

 

[SSP]

Originally posted by: petery83
I don't care much for the "Baby on Board" stickers either

lol! Just just nudge them out of the way.

 

[MazerRackham]

Rant rating: 8.5/10. Good jaeorb derr!

 

[pulse8]

What happened to Bill, John, Sarah, Amanda, etc?

I'm sure those names were trendy at some point.

 

[Megatomic]

Yep, the wife and I go WAAAAAAY out of our way to avoid looking like those a$$hats. :|

 

[Kelemvor]

I always like the bumper stickers that say:

"My kid can beat up your Honor Student"

 

[BooGiMaN]

hmmm guess you live in a rich folkss neighborhood i see u didnt once mention the names Laquisha, LaKiesha, Lexus, Aquanetta, Paco, Pablo......

damn what a freaking snob... us po folk weez can be annoying too ya know...

 

[Bootprint]

Originally posted by: pulse8

What happened to Bill, John, Sarah, Amanda, etc?

I'm sure those names were trendy at some point.

Baby names according to the Goverment...

 

[dmw16]

The only thing i hate more than over-achieving kids are over-achieving parents who have boring middle-class lives who live vicariously through their kids.
-doug

 

[her209]

Millennium, chill the fvck out before you have a heart attack.

 

[Zenmervolt]

Originally posted by: Millennium
Edit- The worst thing is that parent's have starting using these trendy names! Haley, Chelsea, Biff, Tucker, Tyler, Hunter, Princess, etc WTF is that sh!t? What happened to Bill, John, Sarah, Amanda, etc?

:disgust:

You do realise that names like Bill, John, Sara(h), and Amanda were trendy in their day too?

ZV

 

[Konigin]

Haley, Chelsea, Tyler, and Tucker

I HATE those names! I don't understand how people could name a child one of those names.

 

[jpeyton]

Originally posted by: petery83
I don't care much for the "Baby on Board" stickers either

Yes, because once a bad driver sees those three words on the back of a car, he is instantly reformed into Mr. Law-Abiding Citizen.

In reality, cars with babies in them burst into flames just as easily as cars without babies.

 

[Anubis]

George Carlin is my GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[ElFenix]

i hate kids born after reagan's presidency.

 

[Chaotic42]

I hate stupid names like that.

What you descrive has never happened to me before. You ever taken a Festiva to 75 or 80? I takes the southern half of Alabama for me to get that fast when I'm going home on 65.