There are no major TV stations in Central time zone. Thus, while all you people have to wait for 8 pm for the dirty TV/movies, we get to see them at 7 pm.

The memories I have as a teen waiting for the 7 pm cable nudity...
I too have to chime in about "Easter". They are on the
eastern coast. Every other time zone in the US is geography based. Hmm, lets use a holiday for the time zone.