Anyone can rhyme right...

[jumpr]

I'm a poet,
And I don't even know it.

 

[mordantmonkey]

switches flip, like blood drips into cells, brain tells my lungs to inhale
aveoli swell pulling in sky tripping a signal in my spine,
saying, "yeah you're still alive"

 

[Adica]

He says anyone can rhyme?
I just want tequilla and a lime.

 

[newParadigm]

Rabble rousin with my mates tellin fables,
A dozen pint glasses congragatin on the table,
Sport politics and women are on the docket,
My cup runnin over till theres nuthin in me pocket,
I walk around the place until i run into the man,
With a frown on his brain and my mind in his hand,

And i said, Hey bartender i aint got no dough,
But I'll trade a couple poems for a couple rum n' cokes,
Whataya know, he said boy show me whatch ya got,
So i made some noise right there on the spot,

I said, Light travels faster than sound,
Thats why some people seem bright until they open their mouths

He said, Whoa thats the best soudn that i ever heard,
Ill keep comin with the drinks if you keep comin with the words..

 

[MartyMcFly3]

Doc Brown and me, Marty McFly
Travelling through Time in a blink of an eye
The Power of Love, the Love of Power
We be cruisin' at 88 miles per hour

My mom she wants me for my good looks
And my dad's too busy writing sci-fi books
Gotta hook them up cuz ill start to fear
That if i don't I will disappear

Went to the dance, got locked in a trunk
Biff kissed my mom, he thinks he's a hunk
Then my dad put the books down, and said "HEY YOU"
Punched Biff's lights out, and saved my life too

My guitar licks made the '50s folks sicken
Whatever you do don't call me chicken
I hope this rhyme scheme seemd to suit ya
because im off to go, BACK TO THE FUT-CHA!

🙂

 

[SP33Demon]

My dedication to Gigapet:

You can find me in the club, bottle full of bub
Look mami I got the X if you into taking drugs
I'm into having sex, I ain't into making love
So come give me a hug if you into to getting rubbed.

Most clever. hook. ever.

 

[bdude]

my name is bdude
my way is be lewd
you prude

 

[Xionide]

Originally posted by: SampSon
Why in this thread do you try to compete
when all yall know I'm fvcking elite

Why you come in here and try to bore us,
When you know my rhymes be badder than chuck norris

 

[daveymark]

Lemme get in on this dysfunctional mess
You about to be school'd but this is my recess
Last time you had this much fun
a moderator had you on the run
Swearin in threads made you look dumb
Talkin bout fun, her bum, your gun, your rum
Even though I've heard it all yesterday
that don't stop you from bringin' your play
It's old, washed up, done, so lock it
unless you got another rhyme in yo pocket
and if you do, check yo ish at the door
cuz yo words be droopin to the floor
It's easy when you listen to my swerve hooks
Since you sound like Brian Peppers looks


werd. and it don't stop. Mo' Money, Mo' Problems. It's all about the benjamins. Ho.

 

[Xionide]

 

[montanafan]

Some of these posters have real rhyming skills
Some of the others should have stayed in Hot Deals.

 

[Rip the Jacker]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Sugar is sweet
And this line is like fingernails scratching against a wall

 

[asm0deus]

my rap style is quick sick and never fails
but yours sucks like dick cheney shooting quails
you'll never catch me without a rhyme to spit
my verse so sick its half hectic and dyslexic

i eat forums likes this for breakfast
and for dinner have a festivus for the rest of us
you can always try to doubt me but listen
i puff tough and kill with indiscriminate decision

 

[datalink7]

If you were gay,
you could make Ryan's day.

😛

 

[yourdeardaniel]

i like big booties
girls without cooties

😛

 

[Rip the Jacker]

Originally posted by: newParadigm
Rabble rousin with my mates tellin fables,
A dozen pint glasses congragatin on the table,
Sport politics and women are on the docket,
My cup runnin over till theres nuthin in me pocket,
I walk around the place until i run into the man,
With a frown on his brain and my mind in his hand,

And i said, Hey bartender i aint got no dough,
But I'll trade a couple poems for a couple rum n' cokes,
Whataya know, he said boy show me whatch ya got,
So i made some noise right there on the spot,

I said, Light travels faster than sound,
Thats why some people seem bright until they open their mouths

He said, Whoa thats the best soudn that i ever heard,
Ill keep comin with the drinks if you keep comin with the words..

:thumbsup:

 

[JohnKimble]

o

 

[ZoomStop]

Sittin' in the kitchen eatin a phat orange,
... ... fvck it

 

[letdown427]

Originally posted by: HamburgerBoy
Worst thread ever.

Not big. Not Clever.

 

[The Batt?sai]

i may be a lil schizo
cause i'm into playing with women with dildos

do not take that seriously LOL

 

[anxi80]

here i sit on the toilet lonely and broken hearted,
i tried to sh*t but only farted.

 

[KarenMarie]

there once was a man from Nantucket....

 

[IronWing]

This sucks like a bog
on the feet of a frog.

 

[chambersc]

rock a bye baby, on the tree top
your mother's a whore, i ain't your pop