Anybody know where I can write a check for some pizza?

[FelixDeCat]

No but seriously - who the hell cares how I pay? Mind your own damn business please, thank you. Are you really that impatient? You must be some high strung firecracker who gets mad all the time, constantly whines and complains about everything and is basically unsatisfied with life.

Well too bad mister. Im writing my check extra slowly if I hear anything out of you.

 

[Newbian]

I would advise not to write one for dominos.

 

[paulney]

If this is a parody, it sucks balls.
If you indeed use checks to pay for pizza, you suck even bigger balls.

 

[FelixDeCat]

If this is a parody, it sucks balls.
If you indeed use checks to pay for pizza, you suck even bigger balls.

I know whats on your mind. :sneaky:

It aint gonna happen.

 

[Krynj]

I firmly believe that the only people still writing checks are the same people who still have dial-up.

I have zero evidence to substantiate this claim.

 

[FelixDeCat]

I firmly believe that the only people still writing checks are the same people who still have dial-up.

I have zero evidence to substantiate this claim.

I wish I still had dialup.

 

[BrokenVisage]

So I should be able to pay for something using nothing but pennies and expect not to be ridiculed for it? Gotcha.

 

[Tim_Derr]

no but seriously - who the hell cares how i pay? Mind your own damn business please, thank you. Are you really that impatient? You must be some high strung firecracker who gets mad all the time, constantly whines and complains about everything and is basically unsatisfied with life.

Well too bad mister. Im writing my check extra slowly if i hear anything out of you.

2/10
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[Dirigible]

If this is a parody, it sucks balls.
If you indeed use checks to pay for pizza, you suck even bigger balls.

And yet my balls remain unsucked. FelixDeKat, finish writing that check; you got some work to do here.

 

[Capt Caveman]

I firmly believe that the only people still writing checks are the same people who still have dial-up.

I have zero evidence to substantiate this claim.

Crap! I just recently wrote a personal check to buy a new vehicle. I must have dial-up somewhere.

 

[Fausto]

mad all the time, constantly whines and complains about everything and is basically unsatisfied with life

This sounds vaguely familiar.......