Anybody know any good IT jokes?

[HeroOfPellinor]

It was a contest on the radio this morning and the only one I could think of was the one about the consultant and the shepherd. Anybody know any good IT jokes? If so, post them. Thanks.

 

[M0oG0oGaiPan]

You make my floppy disk hard.... Ok that was a bad one. :\

 

[minendo]

I used to hate computers. That is until the server went down on me.

 

[Orsorum]

Originally posted by: minendo
I used to hate computers. That is until the server went down on me.

Pics?

 

[Brutuskend]

Old one

What's the difference between a woman and a computer?

A woman won't except a 3 1/2 floppy.

 

[jonmullen]

Quote from a friend, "what the fvck, u r a strange little man"

 

[CrazyPerson]

Goooooooooogle

 

[EyeMWing]

Anybody know any good IT jokes?

Users.

 

[her209]

What is OJ Simpson's favorite keys?
/ \ and Esc

 

[Evadman]

What is OJ Simpson's favorite keys?
/ \ and Esc

 

[dquan97]

Originally posted by: Evadman
What is OJ Simpson's favorite keys?
/ \ and Esc

The same joke at the same time?!

 

[Evadman]

Originally posted by: dquan97

Originally posted by: Evadman
What is OJ Simpson's favorite keys?
/ \ and Esc

The same joke at the same time?!

what the? I never posted in this thread until now.

 

[Schadenfroh]

Originally posted by: Evadman

Originally posted by: dquan97

Originally posted by: Evadman
What is OJ Simpson's favorite keys?
/ \ and Esc

The same joke at the same time?!

what the? I never posted in this thread until now.

:Q

 

[JetBlack69]

I thought OJ's password was,

//\ del 2 esc