had a party at my place a while back for some people, and a couple guys hired 3 strippers, they did alllllllllllllll sorts of stuff. but be careful, they also pick pocketed a lot of the guys while "feeling them up"...
If you go through the phone book, try to see/meet the stripper in person. They tend to exagerate on how good the girl looks.
GagHalfrunt
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- Apr 19, 2001
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Sure, several times for bachelor parties. It's all very aboveboard, they have phone numbers and business cards. You can probably find them in the yellow pages and if not, check whatever free alternative newspaper in your area carries nightclub listings. If that fails, go to the local nudie bar and ask the girls there, most of them work outside the club and will be happy to refer you to their managers.
It's not cheap as you're paying the girl(s) door-to-door as well as the cost of the bodyguard. They always travel with a guy that looks like an NFL linebacker. The more you pay the hotter the girls you can get. And depending on the booking service, you'll have a choice of what exactly the girls will do. Some will do a quick striptease and out the door, some will stick around for an hour and really work the crowd and some will bring along a friend and some toys for a show. Make sure you know in advance what you're paying for and what you expect to be getting.
It's not cheap as you're paying the girl(s) door-to-door as well as the cost of the bodyguard. They always travel with a guy that looks like an NFL linebacker. The more you pay the hotter the girls you can get. And depending on the booking service, you'll have a choice of what exactly the girls will do. Some will do a quick striptease and out the door, some will stick around for an hour and really work the crowd and some will bring along a friend and some toys for a show. Make sure you know in advance what you're paying for and what you expect to be getting.
- Oct 9, 1999
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Last bachelor party I attended, the biatches didn't show.
Damn! The Russians are usually SO reliable! :|
Eventually, we had to pile in the stretch limo and go to a strip club. Generally, I consider such a scene for losers, but as part of a bachelor party, it was a gas.
Plus, I managed to piss off the heavily muscled "bouncers" whose job it is to keep the merchandise circulating. You know how after their set, the babes work the crowd for tips. WELL, the dead nuts most grogeous stripper I have EVER laid my eyes on, BY FAR, came right over to me and wouldn't leave, wouldn't circulate. And she wasn't trying to squeeze a dime out of me, either.
Her first question to me was, "What are YOU doing here?" I took it as the compliment she meant it to be. Turns out she wasn't a career girl and didn't give a fvck about the bouncers trying to break up our convo. She was nearly fresh off the boat from Moldavia, and was just here for a brief time.
Her English wasn't great, but we talked literature, politics, life. She said she was a poet. I asked her to tell me one of her poems. She said she couldn't recite it in English. I said, "Doesn't matter!" So she leaned close and her hot lips tickled it into my ear! I didn't understand a word, but it truly was lyrical!
No phone number, no score, just an bonus interlude for this old man! Pissing off the goombahs was just icing on the cake. She was fvcking gorgeous, a genuine ten!!
Damn! The Russians are usually SO reliable! :|
Eventually, we had to pile in the stretch limo and go to a strip club. Generally, I consider such a scene for losers, but as part of a bachelor party, it was a gas.
Plus, I managed to piss off the heavily muscled "bouncers" whose job it is to keep the merchandise circulating. You know how after their set, the babes work the crowd for tips. WELL, the dead nuts most grogeous stripper I have EVER laid my eyes on, BY FAR, came right over to me and wouldn't leave, wouldn't circulate. And she wasn't trying to squeeze a dime out of me, either.
Her first question to me was, "What are YOU doing here?" I took it as the compliment she meant it to be. Turns out she wasn't a career girl and didn't give a fvck about the bouncers trying to break up our convo. She was nearly fresh off the boat from Moldavia, and was just here for a brief time.
Her English wasn't great, but we talked literature, politics, life. She said she was a poet. I asked her to tell me one of her poems. She said she couldn't recite it in English. I said, "Doesn't matter!" So she leaned close and her hot lips tickled it into my ear! I didn't understand a word, but it truly was lyrical!
No phone number, no score, just an bonus interlude for this old man! Pissing off the goombahs was just icing on the cake. She was fvcking gorgeous, a genuine ten!!
Originally posted by: Perknose
Last bachelor party I attended, the biatches didn't show.
Damn! The Russians are usually SO reliable! :|
Eventually, we had to pile in the stretch limo and go to a strip club. Generally, I consider such a scene for losers, but as part of a bachelor party, it was a gas.
Plus, I managed to piss off the heavily muscled "bouncers" whose job it is to keep the merchandise circulating. You know how after their set, the babes work the crowd for tips. WELL, the dead nuts most grogeous stripper I have EVER laid my eyes on, BY FAR, came right over to me and wouldn't leave, wouldn't circulate. And she wasn't trying to squeeze a dime out of me, either.
Her first question to me was, "What are YOU doing here?" I took it as the compliment she meant it to be. Turns out she wasn't a career girl and didn't give a fvck about the bouncers trying to break up our convo. She was nearly fresh off the boat from Moldavia, and was just here for a brief time.
Her English wasn't great, but we talked literature, politics, life. She said she was a poet. I asked her to tell me one of her poems. She said she couldn't recite it in English. I said, "Doesn't matter!" So she leaned close and her hot lips tickled it into my ear! I didn't understand a word, but it truly was lyrical!
No phone number, no score, just an bonus interlude for this old man! Pissing off the goombahs was just icing on the cake. She was fvcking gorgeous, a genuine ten!!
& :beer:?
lokiju
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- May 29, 2003
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My friend hired two for his bachelor party, man were they some nasty dogs! They were both fat and one of them kept stealing candy and putting it in her purse (was just before Halloween). He spent tons of money and that even after we all pitched in about $50 each out of about a dozen guys, what a waste, I'd rather have stayed at the strip club we were at before we went back to the house to have the hoes over.
My roommate hired one a couple years ago for his birthday. The woman that came was god awfully disgusting and needless to say she did not make it past the front gate. She was a "replacement" since the real stripper was unavailable, apparently.
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