Anybody hire a stripper before?

[Ns1]

So we're throwing a party pretty soon, and the use of strippers might be required. Anybody got any experiences/stories/whatever?

I've obviously never done something like this so advice is appreciated

 

[Aimster]

My friend hired an escort once ....she came in went upstairs asked to see the CC and well you know...

 

[yoda291]

Here's what I did.
Goto favorite strip club, pick out some strippers, ask owner if it's ok to offer side work. Or ask stripper if it's ok for her to do side work and make her an offer.

I got 2: Candi and Beth. As to why I pulled stripper duty, somehow I picked up a reputation as one who acquires things that are morally gray.

 

[bradruth]

Originally posted by: yoda291
As to why I pulled stripper duty, somehow I picked up a reputation as one who acquires things that are morally gray.

Can I get a human toe?

 

[yoda291]

Originally posted by: bradruth

Originally posted by: yoda291
As to why I pulled stripper duty, somehow I picked up a reputation as one who acquires things that are morally gray.

Can I get a human toe?

The sad part is, I could probably score one for you -- I have friends who handle cadavers and corpses and so on. It'd just be a question of price to them.

 

[chuckywang]

Originally posted by: yoda291
Here's what I did.
Goto favorite strip club, pick out some strippers, ask owner if it's ok to offer side work. Or ask stripper if it's ok for her to do side work and make her an offer.

I got 2: Candi and Beth. As to why I pulled stripper duty, somehow I picked up a reputation as one who acquires things that are morally gray.

Can I get a Bill Gate's hair follicle?

 

[yoda291]

Originally posted by: chuckywang

Originally posted by: yoda291
Here's what I did.
Goto favorite strip club, pick out some strippers, ask owner if it's ok to offer side work. Or ask stripper if it's ok for her to do side work and make her an offer.

I got 2: Candi and Beth. As to why I pulled stripper duty, somehow I picked up a reputation as one who acquires things that are morally gray.

Can I get a Bill Gate's hair follicle?

I suppose I could go knocking on the doors of every guy named bill gate around here and ask if they'd be willing to part with a hair follicle.

If I wanted Bill Gates's hair follicle, I'd prolly just write a letter asking for one, claiming it's for a bio project and I was hunting for brownie pts with the prof. I'd say I had a better than 20% shot at it.

 

[jagec]

Originally posted by: yoda291
I got 2: Candi and Beth. As to why I pulled stripper duty, somehow I picked up a reputation as one who acquires things that are morally gray.

Got any stem cells? I need them for some, um, "research".

 

[TreyRandom]

Dated a stripper, yes. Hired a stripper, no.

My advice would be... if you decide to hire one... don't date her, man - it ain't worth it.

 

[yoda291]

Originally posted by: jagec

Originally posted by: yoda291
I got 2: Candi and Beth. As to why I pulled stripper duty, somehow I picked up a reputation as one who acquires things that are morally gray.

Got any stem cells? I need them for some, um, "research".

um, your doctor could prolly extract stem cells from your own body ala stem cell rescue. I don't see why you need me.

and why is this degenerating into asking yoda291 for crap? Next, someone will be asking me to score some bud or something or buy them a pack of cigs.

 

[Ns1]

hey can you guys stay on topic here =P

 

[mcveigh]

Originally posted by: TreyRandom
Dated a stripper, yes. Hired a stripper, no.

My advice would be... if you decide to hire one... don't date her, man - it ain't worth it.

I dated one also.....STAY AWAY! every stripper is a basket case of abuse.

 

[0roo0roo]

Originally posted by: mcveigh

Originally posted by: TreyRandom
Dated a stripper, yes. Hired a stripper, no.

My advice would be... if you decide to hire one... don't date her, man - it ain't worth it.

I dated one also.....STAY AWAY! every stripper is a basket case of abuse.

so is every nerd lol

 

[DivideBYZero]

Originally posted by: yoda291

Originally posted by: jagec

Originally posted by: yoda291
I got 2: Candi and Beth. As to why I pulled stripper duty, somehow I picked up a reputation as one who acquires things that are morally gray.

Got any stem cells? I need them for some, um, "research".

um, your doctor could prolly extract stem cells from your own body ala stem cell rescue. I don't see why you need me.

and why is this degenerating into asking yoda291 for crap? Next, someone will be asking me to score some bud or something or buy them a pack of cigs.

You can score bud? YGPM.

 

[yoda291]

Originally posted by: DivideBYZero

Originally posted by: yoda291

Originally posted by: jagec

Originally posted by: yoda291
I got 2: Candi and Beth. As to why I pulled stripper duty, somehow I picked up a reputation as one who acquires things that are morally gray.

Got any stem cells? I need them for some, um, "research".

um, your doctor could prolly extract stem cells from your own body ala stem cell rescue. I don't see why you need me.

and why is this degenerating into asking yoda291 for crap? Next, someone will be asking me to score some bud or something or buy them a pack of cigs.

You can score bud? YGPM.

All PMs replied to.

sorry, little fs/ft humor there.

 

[badmouse]

One of the joys of being a grandmother is that I have a LOT of life experience.

I had to hire a stripper once for a co-worker's surprise promotion party. I asked everybody I knew, if they knew any strippers for hire. My accountant, of all people, hooked me up with a bunch of them. They were great.

Good luck.

 

[Stumps]

a long time ago in a galaxy far far away....I got desperate and was between Girlfriends, cost me a bloody fortune for the worst sex in my life, supossably a pro..my ass!

 

[Ausm]

Originally posted by: TreyRandom
Dated a stripper, yes. Hired a stripper, no.

My advice would be... if you decide to hire one... don't date her, man - it ain't worth it.

Raging Case of Crotch Crickets?


Ausm

 

[Modeps]

We hired a stripper for my friend's 21st birthday a few years ago. It was definately fun, except for the sketchy "bodyguard" with her.

 

[IHateMyJob2004]

Originally posted by: mcveigh

Originally posted by: TreyRandom
Dated a stripper, yes. Hired a stripper, no.

My advice would be... if you decide to hire one... don't date her, man - it ain't worth it.

I dated one also.....STAY AWAY! every stripper is a basket case of abuse.

I almost dated one. Truth is, I think she just needed/wanted sex. She was in the middle of a divorce with a kid.... kinda freaked me out so nothing ever came of it.

 

[jjones]

What's to know. Find a stripper and hire her; it's not brain surgery.

 

[woowoo]

Never hired one in this country
Thailand however........

 

[TreyRandom]

Originally posted by: Ausm

Originally posted by: TreyRandom
Dated a stripper, yes. Hired a stripper, no.

My advice would be... if you decide to hire one... don't date her, man - it ain't worth it.

Raging Case of Crotch Crickets?


Ausm

No - just way too much emotional baggage. I think she left me (without notice) and came crawling back literally a dozen times in a 9-month period before I finally told her "No, never again," and stuck to my word. She was seriously messed up with alcohol and pot (she used to be addicted to much more serious stuff). She stopped dancing for a while... but ultimately, she craved the attention more than she needed me.

If I had to do it all over again... Uh-uh, no thanks.

But hey, if you like emotional roller coasters, go for it! The sex was great! :thumbsup:

 

[mcveigh]

Originally posted by: woowoo
Never hired one in this country
Thailand however........

"what happens in bangkok...stays in bangkok!"

 

[UselessInfo]

Very hard to date a stripper. If you want her to quit, you won't be able to afford her life style. She's used to the easy money so never thinks twice about buying the most expensive stuff. But I think most of us dated strippers b/c it was exciting and the sex can be very very good.