Anybody here put ketchup on an expensive piece of steak??

[JEDIYoda]

I can remember as a kid my first and last time ever putting ketchup on a steak! I can remember seeing a blurr coming for my hand -- it turned out to be my dads fork and man did that ever hurt! My dad said -- you will never ever put ketchup on steak as long as you live in my house!!!!

 

[Sgt. York]

So, you still live in your dad's house?

 

[Mayne]

nope! But i do love HP Sauce with my steak...i don't care how good a cut it is.

 

[lxskllr]

I don't really eat steak, but if you were to give me one today, I'd be dousing it in Tabasco.

 

[SteveGrabowski]

I don't like ketchup on fries much less steak. I grew out of wanting my food to taste like candy at nine tbh.

 

[Jeeebus]

wtf kind of monster would do this?

 

[nakedfrog]

wtf kind of monster would do this?

The President.

 

[Sgt. York]

I knew there was something about him I liked.

 

[IronWing]

As soon as the food hits your plate, it is for you do with as you wish.

 

[JEDIYoda]

So, you still live in your dad's house?

Sure dad`s gone and I inherited the house......you have anything else to say??

 

[IronWing]

Sure dad`s gone and I inherited the house......you have anything else to say??

Did you put ketchup on him?

 

[Sgt. York]

Do you put ketchup on your steaks now.

The mommy/daddy dead schtick doesn't impress me.

 

[JEDIYoda]

Do you put ketchup on your steaks now.

The mommy/daddy dead schtick doesn't impress me.

Nobody is here to impress you...….

 

[Sgt. York]

That's good, because you failed.

 

[Mayne]

Are you guys fighting over ketchup? goddamn spacebar is inputting letter m....fuck..elipses..on..the..menu..now.

 

[ultimatebob]

The President.

And now they'll probably try to impeach him. Concidence? I think not!

Meat crimes are real crimes, dawg.

 

[JEDIYoda]

That's good, because you failed.

You can`t fail at something you were not trying to do!! hahahaaaa

 

[Red Squirrel]

I don't really like steak, but I just can't picture it with ketchup, it just seems so wrong. Then again, not putting ketchup on steak is why we are not the president of the United States of America. Only pure geniuses can appreciate that.

If I was to put sauce on it, it would probably be BBQ sauce, or something along those lines. Maybe hot sauce.

 

[Sgt. York]

A-1 Sauce or GTFO.

 

[whm1974]

A-1 Sauce or GTFO.

Nope, it is Worcestershire sauce, the real stuff, or GFTO.

 

[IronWing]

Steak, properly cooked, only needs salt and pepper. If you try to serve it raw then yeah, you need to smother it in glop.

 

[lxskllr]

Steak, properly cooked...

Beyond well done with crispy charred bits on the edges. Toughens it up so you can enjoy it longer.

 

[sactoking]

Ketchup on steak? Good God no!



But it does belong on hot dogs.

 

[snoopy7548]

Ketchup on steak is gross. I like me a nice boiled milk steak topped with jelly beans. Mmm mmm good. Just like mom used to make.

 

[lxskllr]

Ketchup on steak is gross. I like me a nice boiled milk steak topped with jelly beans. Mmm mmm good. Just like mom used to make.

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No words... Where would I find that abomination?! :^D