For those on the fence, this is what someone else had to say about it:
So you don't know if you want to buy this game? Well let me tell you. YOU WANT TO BUY THIS FUCKING GAME!
I know what you're thinking, "Whoa! Slow down, Vask, why do I want to buy this fucking sweet ass game that has been delayed for over a year to culminate into a totally bitchin' piece of awesome co-op goodness?"
Well, let me fuckin' tell you why you want to buy this game.
1) Motherfuckin' co-op. That's right, this game is straight up geared for people with the multiplayer mindset. Like slaying orcs with bros? THIS FUCKING GAME WAS MADE FOR YOU, IT IS ONE WITH YOUR SOUL. What's that, you're not teamwork-friendly? Prefer to tear people down instead of building things up? Well fuck you, this game has PvP too! That's right, not only can you tear through levels slaughtering bad guys with your bros as you struggle to defend your etherium versus the hordes of darkness, you can turn coat on your so-called comrades and slaughter them in the PvP arena!
2) All kinds of loot. What, are you telling me you don't like collecting items? Who the fuck doesn't like collecting items?!? IT'S SIMPLE, SQUASH BAD GUYS, GET LOOT. Fun for the whole family. fuckin' right it's good stuff.
3) Difficulty. This isn't a PopCap game designed to be fun for ol' Granny. Hell no! This game might start out slow, but before you know it, you're up to your ears in demons, undead, orcs, and all kinds of crazy shit! Intense! And if you really think you're on the same level as John Rambo, then go ahead and try to beat it solo! Ha! And you thought Dark Souls was hard! What's that? You went at it solo and STILL kicked everything's ass? Well have a taste of pure strategy! That's right, it's all about the defenses. Can you handle it?
4) Art style. WHEN HAVE YOU SEEN A GAME WITH SO MANY BEAUTIFUL GOD DAMN COLORS? It's like a unicorm ate your childhood set of jumbo crayolas and then vomited over the game engine. You might be thinkin', "Man, that sounds lame." BUT FUCK YOU! This shit is amazing, and it scales really well to older rigs! Fuckin' WINNING.
5) Trading. Did you pay attention to the section on the sweet loot? No? WELL GO BACK AND READ IT, BECAUSE THAT SHIT IS COOL. Not only are you able to fight the forces of evil with your bros and turn their corpses into delicious mana and loot, but you can trade that loot, too! What's that, you need a more imba bow for your Huntress? Trade some of your sick treasure and upgrade! We've got hella economy up in this game!
6) It's $15! It's $10 in the 4-pack! When have you seen a game with more content than you can shake a swordcane at priced under $20? Hell, under $40-$60? Dungeon Defenders looks at AAA+ gaming titles with their meager 20 - 30 hours of gameplay, and then DROP KICKS THEM IN THE FACE. Still thinking tens of hours of gameplay? TRY HUNDREDS! Hell, you can barely buy a burger combo for the price of this game! What are you waiting for? The second coming?
And that's all I've got to fuckin' say about it. If you aren't buying it now, it just must not be your fuckin' type of game. Pansy.