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I don't know, I'm such a PC gaming whore I'll watch shit like that. But, really, what kept me watching past the first commercial break was how awful the whole thing was.
They had Fatality there as a commentator and, despite his 12 or so championships, he wasn't able to muster up one halfway interesting thing to say and sounded like he was reading from a teleprompter.....badly.
These teams they had in the tournament were comprised of CS:S players who'd be laughed off a public server. It's 5v5 on Dust 2. You're Ts. What do you do? Well, if you're these teams you divide yourselves up and attack one at a time. My wife is shaking her head as I rant about how these guys have no clue. The only reason the Ts ever won any round was because the CTs were equally stupid.....putting themselves in impossible to defend positions right on the bomb sites. The ONE round where the Ts all went to one bombsite they won. Go figure! AWPS are missing........guys are spraying rifles....guys are tossing flashbangs and following them up with HEs. Ugh.
Two of the three episodes I saw even ended in a dramatic 1 point victory. Amazing.
The kicker was each team had their own Jimmy Hart......a professional wrestling coach type of guy to hunch over their shoulders and fire them up between rounds. :roll: At which point I began surmising that this was the WWF of computer gaming and switched it back to Dora The Explorer.....the one where she saves Little Star......a classic
It wouldn't have been such a miserable site except for the fact that in one of the episodes I saw they highlighted this guy who was a professional gamer. That team's star CS:S player. Dude lived at home and did nothing but game. His parents were cool with it and allowed him to live there for free so he could focus on gaming as long as he wanted. No job.....no school.....just gaming. If that were most anybody they would be a freaking god at the game, but I don't think this guy even managed a 1:1 KD ratio.
Anyway, I watch with partial morbid curiosity and partial disgust at another PC gaming show that turned out to be farce.
They had Fatality there as a commentator and, despite his 12 or so championships, he wasn't able to muster up one halfway interesting thing to say and sounded like he was reading from a teleprompter.....badly.
These teams they had in the tournament were comprised of CS:S players who'd be laughed off a public server. It's 5v5 on Dust 2. You're Ts. What do you do? Well, if you're these teams you divide yourselves up and attack one at a time. My wife is shaking her head as I rant about how these guys have no clue. The only reason the Ts ever won any round was because the CTs were equally stupid.....putting themselves in impossible to defend positions right on the bomb sites. The ONE round where the Ts all went to one bombsite they won. Go figure! AWPS are missing........guys are spraying rifles....guys are tossing flashbangs and following them up with HEs. Ugh.
Two of the three episodes I saw even ended in a dramatic 1 point victory. Amazing.
The kicker was each team had their own Jimmy Hart......a professional wrestling coach type of guy to hunch over their shoulders and fire them up between rounds. :roll: At which point I began surmising that this was the WWF of computer gaming and switched it back to Dora The Explorer.....the one where she saves Little Star......a classic
It wouldn't have been such a miserable site except for the fact that in one of the episodes I saw they highlighted this guy who was a professional gamer. That team's star CS:S player. Dude lived at home and did nothing but game. His parents were cool with it and allowed him to live there for free so he could focus on gaming as long as he wanted. No job.....no school.....just gaming. If that were most anybody they would be a freaking god at the game, but I don't think this guy even managed a 1:1 KD ratio.
Anyway, I watch with partial morbid curiosity and partial disgust at another PC gaming show that turned out to be farce.