Originally posted by: epsilon
This one time, I was playing Super Mario Brothers, and I heard this knock at my door. I was alone and young so I was afraid to open it up. I should have listened to my mothers advice. Anyway I opened it up and there was this Italian plumber (he may have been Arabic) and before I know it he's jumping up and down on top of me screaming 'Die Goomba!'.
I cried for him to stop, but he then launched a giant turtle shell at me. It knocked me down pretty hard but I was able to jump out of the way as came back after bouncing off of my sofa.
Fortunately, he didn't see his turtle shell coming and he was knocked down by it. I slammed the door shut, closed all of the blinds and set fire to my copy of Super Mario Brothers with a lighter and some lighting fluid my dad keeps on the bottom shelf in the garage.
Original poster was right. There are some things you shouldn't mess with.
That made me laugh.