Originally posted by: crt1530
<div class="FTQUOTE"><begin quote>Originally posted by: MotionMan
I have little kids, so no guns.
I have a baseball bat under the bed. Four years of varsity baseball followed by many more years of softball has turned that into a deadly weapon. I also have some knives in a high drawer nearby, but I do not plan on getting into any hand-to-hand combat. Just a whack to the knees, then the head, then the finisher that the cleaning girls have to take care of after the coroner leaves.
I am a big believer in the rule that if you break into my house, you have committed a Capital Offense, and I am the judge, jury and executioner. There will be no Jason moments when I am done.
Either that or I will whimper in the corner and soil myself. 😉
MotionMan
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Beating somebody to death or beating them senseless with a bat is much more likely to earn you a trip to prison than shooting somebody dead with a firearm.