Any NFL Player ever poop his pants or run off off the field cause he had to poo in the middle of a game?

FFactory0x

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Has any Nfl player in the middle of the play have to leave the game cause he poo'ed his pant? I mean come on. There is a statistic for everything.

Commentators example: "Its a beautiful day here in Lamdbo field where the packers are looking at a 4th and 9 on thier own 45 with 10 seconds left in regulation and trailing the vikings 27-24. Brett Farve sets up his offense. This last play could be what stand between them and play off elimination. Farve goes on two. He scrambles around the fild but no one is open. Its seems like the whole offense flooded to the right in an effort to confuse the Vikings. Ouch, somebody gets layed out in the backfied.

Commentator 2: He was like a canoe getting sunk by a destroyer!!!!! He'll be feeling that tommorow!!!

Com1: Yea you can say, that! Back to play. Farve still scrambling, he see's an opening, he takes it. Look at him run following blockers and cutting through allies the size of the Grand Canyon, Crossing the 25, Brett keeps picking up speed.

Com2: Thats just shows just how much sheer determination Farve has for a victory and how much he wants to win!

Com1: Ouch someone got leveled and Brett is still running, He sees a hole! He going for it. This is insane, the Packers might win in an amazing last play and effort. He's at the 10, the 7, the 4,......Ohh my god he just fumbled the ball on the 4 and has keeled over on the 3 with his heads between his legs. OMG, FOKS, THIS IS A FIRST IN NFL HISTORY!!!! It seems as if Brett Farve has just pooped his pants on the 3 yard line thus causing him to fumble the ball. Jesus Christ! Some body get this man some tipee.

Com2: Wow that must have snuck up on him like a ghost.

Com:Its official folks, the game is over as the final seconds run off the clock. The vikings win the game and advance in the playoffs and Brett Farve must feel like a load of crap for letting his team down
 

Pacfanweb

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Don't know about the NFL, but I remember one time in the NCAA tourney, either the final game or in the Final Four, Duke point guard Bobby Hurley had diarhea and kept having to leave the game to go drop anchor.
 

shimsham

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im sure someone has "knocked the sh!t" out of someone, or shat themselves when laying a hard hit. i just doubt they go tell stat boy.
 

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Originally posted by: Pacfanweb
Don't know about the NFL, but I remember one time in the NCAA tourney, either the final game or in the Final Four, Duke point guard Bobby Hurley had diarhea and kept having to leave the game to go drop anchor.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
 

booger711

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Originally posted by: Pacfanweb
Don't know about the NFL, but I remember one time in the NCAA tourney, either the final game or in the Final Four, Duke point guard Bobby Hurley had diarhea and kept having to leave the game to go drop anchor.

that sucks
 

cw42

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some guys have had to pee their pants before, that's DEF true. I saw it on an interview with some linemen, don't remember who. He really had to pee from drinking so much water and gatorade, but he couldn't leave in the middle of the game, so he just peed his pants.

i bet randy moss walked off the field early the other week cuz he had to take a dump. i guess he wanted a headstart before everyone else got back.
 

y2kc

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i remeber a long distance runner once let it go during a marathon, i forget her name.
 

GasX

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Originally posted by: y2kc
i remeber a long distance runner once let it go during a marathon, i forget her name.
You are thinking of the woman who got her period mid-race?
 

Jmman

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Yeah, there was an offensive lineman who couldn't control his bladder so he was constantly peeing his pants. They don't call them "offensive" for nothing....;)
 

PanzerIV

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Originally posted by: Jmman
Yeah, there was an offensive lineman who couldn't control his bladder so he was constantly peeing his pants. They don't call them "offensive" for nothing....;)

Hahha. :thumbsup:
 

SWScorch

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Originally posted by: y2kc
i remeber a long distance runner once let it go during a marathon, i forget her name.

Quite a few do that, actually. Hey, in a race, you can't stop the clock and go use a porta-potty. Every second counts, and when you gotta go, you gotta go ;)